Just when you thought nothing else could ruin your enjoyment of the Star Wars universe (yes that is a direct dig at the re-imagining of the holy trilolgy for the bluray releases) here we come and poke fun at those lovable little rock throwers the Ewoks.  This week we tear down those tree hugging hippys, should have been the Wookies, Wicket and his cute little friends as we review Ewoks Season 01 Episode 01: Cries of the  Trees.

This week we dodge the green lightning storm of doom and head off to Wolverton (RIP Beacontown) to get our woof pack on with Scott, Stiles, and Boof.  This week we review Teen Wolf Episode 7: Wolf Pride.  What happens when a Steven Spielberg look-a-like rolls into Wolverton (shouldn't this be the birth place of Logan and not Scott Howard? - I digress) and wants to film a evil werewolf movie, inhabited by friendly werewoofs? If you guessed they join teh stunt crew and lay down the ol' bananna...

What happens when you combine Donkey Kong, Frogger, Donkey Kong jr., Q-bert, Pitfall!, and Space Ace with cheesy 80s cartoons? Cody blows his load and goes to heaven!  This week the crew pulls out their stacks of quarters and heads to the arcade to tame Saturday Supercade.  This week we review Donkey Kong Ep 19 - Hairy Parent and we double up on you because we also review Frogger Ep 12 - Here Today, Pawned Tomorrow.  Yes sirs we get down and geeky with the two greatest fads of the 80s...

Episode 47 - Spiderman The gang is back to help Spiderman celebrate this summers release of Captain America.  This week we sling into action to help the Capt and Spidey battle Red Skull and his crane game claw of mind switching DOOM!  This week we review Spiderman - Season 01 Episode 18: The Capture of Captain America.  For those counting along, we know that episode 46 is missing ... our quality control department decided it was against our best interest to put it out on the internets ... so...

Come join Cooler and the gang as we escape being turned into adorable doggy fur-coats by the hands of the dastardly duo of Captain Slaughter and his Cruella de Vil rip-off, Katrina Stonehart ... because this week the gang takes you Wagga-Wagga to run down Pound Puppies Season 01 Episode 10 - Wagga Wagga.  

Episode 44 - Turbo Teen Come take a ride on whitey as this week we review Turbo Teen.  We review Season 1, Episode 8:  Dark Rider and the Wolves of Doom!  Join us as Turbo Teen proves to be one of the the most scientifically accurate and the most harmless and nonthreatening villain the 80's had to offer.  Turbo Teen and his crew has to find a way to escape a monster truck chase and rescue his dog (I know action PACKED!!!).  Turbo Teen shows us again and again that if you ride him hard...

Episode 43 - Karate Kid This week we go out and find us the most sterio-typical Asian we can ... Yep this week we review Season 1, Episode 1 of the Karate Kid.  Join us as we venture deep into the heart of racial stero-types as every character ends up a caricature.  From the ever subtle leather thong wearing Mayan to Mr. Miyagi not breing rable to ray a ringle word riftout rolling ris Rs.  

This week we play with balls.  Lots and lots of balls, seven to be exact.  The gang reviews Dragon Ball.  We watch Season 1, Episode 1, about newly orphaned monkey-tailed boy named Goku who befriends a woman named Bulma.  Bulma is after the 7 Dragon Balls in which Goku is the owner of 1.  Bitch is after his money.  Join the gang as they try to find the wish-making golden balls of the legendary dragon.

Episode 41 – Wuzzles This week the gang tackles the current transgender issues by reviewing the Wuzzles.  Join us as we watch God's and Disney's adorable misfit kids in Season 1, Episode 1, Bulls of a Feather.  The Wuzzles try to return a baby bullfinch back their mother.  Help us and the Wuzzles as we fight for equal rights just as the Carebears and Gummi Bears enjoy.

Episode 40 – C.O.P.S. This week the crew has ventured into the future, to the year 2020, to team up with the Central Organization of Police Specialists to save an iceberg from the menacing Big Boss and his CROOKS.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 31: The Case of the Iceberg Pirates.  Yes you read that correctly 30 minutes of sitting on an iceberg defending it from such badies as teh trans-gender Ms. Demeanor and the greatest villian of all time Buttons McBoomBoom.

Grab your Mehve (badass super hover board) and join the crew as we get our hippy on and try to save the Valley of the Wind from toxic trees and two armies.  Can we do it?  You bet your sweet ass we can, as this week review the Hayao Miyazaki classic movie: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.  This week we sit down to review the real version (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind) and the dumbed down 1985 English re-make (you know so stupid American's could watch it without all that boring crap!).

Dungeons and Dragons We travel to another world this week as we enter the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.  Join our party of 12 year old kids as they try to save the last herd of unicorns, as this week we review Season 01 Episode 04 - Valley of The Unicorns.  Luckily, the much older Dungeon Master not only gives the kids candy, he gives them weapons, armor and advice to fight the devils, demons and evil wizards.  Venture with a barbarian, ranger, caviler, acrobat, magician, thief and...

There is no show too big or no series too small, so this week we called to watch Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers.   These animals dress up and try to play detective like Family Guy tries to stay relevant.  Unlike Family Guy, the Rescue Rangers deliver.  We join Chip, Dale, Gadget, Monterey Jack, and Zipper as these miniature detectives venture around solving crimes.  Follow along this week as we watched Cody's favorite episode growing up Season 02 Episode 14: The Case of the Cola Cult.

This week we enter the realm of badassness. We pit the human race vs mutants. As we review Pryde of the X-Men. The pilot show for the 90s cartoon crazily named X-Men. We find out what really goes on in the Danger Room after dark. Will Professor X always be known as a pedophile? And why Storm is as useless as Gary Coleman's wife.  Special guests: Brian Perillo and Rob Briscoe of The Uncanny X-Cast joins us this week to help answer the questions.

This week we catch a comet and get the F off of B6-12 and away from that nagging little Rose Girl!  Yep this week we travel around with Le Petit Prince as we review Season 1 Episode 7: Visit to Another Planet.  Join us as Spencer tries to defend liking The Little Prince but hating My Little Pony ... they are both just so cute, how could you dislike either?!?

This week we finally settle the biggest debate of all time: Which is mucho calienter Gobots or Transformers?  This week we review Season 2, Episode 14: Cy-Kill's Shrinking Ray!  Join us as we pull out our shrink rays and foil Cy-Kill's plans of ... I think world domination ... or just getting even with Leader-1 and the Guardians ... hell if we could figure it out!

Transvestites, hermaphrodites, and panda's recording porno ... this week the gang obviously visits the AVN award show ... I'm kidding this week we watched Ranma 1/2.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 8: Close Call! The Dance of Death... On Ice!  Join us as we partake in the deadliest martial arts contest of all time as we attempt rape on ice!

Peak inside Henry Big's vent and help us discover The Littles!  That's right, this week we stumble upon the greatest scientific discovery since the dinosaurs, this week we review Season 1, Episode 13: Dinky's Doomsday Pizza.  Join us as Grandpa Little, Daddy Little, Mommy Little and the rest get discovered, captured, and zooed (it's a verb I looked it up!) by the evil Dr. Hunter!  But don't fret this story has a happy ending ... you just have to tune in to find out what it is.

Grab your 30 lbs of gold chains and throw it over your mohawk, because this week we parkour our way to stopping some pedophiles!  This week we review Mister T Season 2, Episode 10: Mystery of the Stranger.  Get your secret safe word from your parents and join us as we save little white Mr. T from a white van full of pedophiles!

Episode 30 – Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Evil plant cars with phallic weapons only mean one thing, we need Jayce and Bomberman to save us!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 3: Steel Against Shadow.  Grab your all white power tool equipped vehicle and join us as we search for the helmet of legends, hidden for centuries (never mind the fact we walk into a cave and it’s laying right at the entrance).  Because this week we find the helmet and let it eerily hit on us.

Episode 29 - Robotech - The Macross Saga.  Giant planes and giant red headed aliens with capes can only mean one thing Robotech!.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Boobytrap.  Grab your mech and join us as we unlock the secret behind Robotechnology to defend Earth from the giant Zentradi warriors and that nasty red headed sidekick Exsedol.

Episode 28 - Jem.  Join us this week as we stumble on our dead Dad's secret music lair, complete with Allspark earrings.  This week we review Jem and the Holograms Season 1, Episode 1: The Beginning.  Get your rock on as we welcome guest host David Gutierrez as we sneak backstage and wreck havoc on Jem's tour bus (I mean Rockin' Roadster). 

Episode 27 - Rubik's Cube.  What can you really say about a gypsy's lost magic cube that when solved has the face of Benjamin Button.  This week we solve that age old question!!! Join us as we review Season 1, Episode 17: Super Power Lisa.  Join us as the ghoulie face  rubik and his fun friends do battle against the evil forces of "bad guy number 1" and "bad guy number 2 with a moustache".  I know what you are saying "how could rubik possibly defeat those awesome antagonists?" ... it's easy...

Episode 26 - Dragon's Lair.  Before we get into this weeks cast I'd like to blame our lack of a QA department, because had if we had one this cast would never see the  binary streams of the interwebs.  But we're glad your still join us on our random room journey to save Princess Daphne from the grasps of the huggable dragon Singe.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 6: The Story of Old Alf.  This week our adorable princess tries to become a master magician in less than a week ... nothing...

Episode 25 - Thundarr The Barbarian. Join us as we travel to the year 1994 + 2000 to join up with the horse-riding Thundarr, Ookla the Mok, and Princess Ariel.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Secret Of The Black Pearl.  We brave the vast wastelands, doing battle with mice on scooters with sticks that shoot lasers, just to carry the black pearl to the ruins of Manhat.  Good thing we have that black pearl because we're going to need it when we fight the STATUE OF LIBERTY!!!