Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard." Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 15, 2024:  The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener...

Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See...

Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Originally Aired April 2, 2024: Legendary Broadcaster Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about leashed cats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 1, 2024:  Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 29, 2024: Adult film star Jordan Maxx is leaving us for LA. Dad Fights 164: The State Trivia Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an air dryer up your butt.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Originally Aired March 28, 2024: Minnesota State Troopers Gordon Shank and Jill Frankfurth. Load versus load. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 27, 2024: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about HAMS Spring Break 2025.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 26, 2024: Twins broadcast legend Dick Bremer. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about skin sandals. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 25, 2024: Toupees are back in style. Weird Al college course. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best recipes for human legs.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 22, 2024: The gambling police. Dad Fights 163: Sets Of Four Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Office Goggles.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 21, 2024: Life-changing discounts. You've gotta have a fall guy! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the new anal Fiesta.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 20, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dudes smell bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the taco tug.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 19, 2024: Crippling fears. 11 rings and a penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porking in front of a chicken joint.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 18, 2024: Farmington Mayor Joshua Hoyt. Celebrity Worship Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about joggling.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 15, 2024: Dad Fights 162: Athletes of Irish Descent. Suggestions for Josh to turn heel turn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Officer Turducken.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 14, 2024: Popular products that have dark origins. A Bounty(ful) robbery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how Callery trees smell.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 13, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Unusual side gigs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Minnesota Party colleges.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected]  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.