They say it’s not the size that matters, but how you use it. Alhan reflects on his own equipment and can’t help but wonder: is that really true? To get some perspective, he speaks to the proud owner of a small penis, the poet and author Ant Smith. Then Alhan assesses his surgical options with Moorgate Andrology’s David Mills. Finally he sees what lessons he can draw from the animal kingdom. What can animal penis expert Dr Diane Kelly teach Alhan about the vast array of weird and wonderful penises that Mother Nature has to offer?