In this episode: Mr Doovde needs advice on how to dispose of his bin, Internet Service Providing tries to get an upgrade for his uncle, Donald Donaldson asks a window cleaner to spy on his wife and a Welsh farmer tries to sell a celebrity story.

In this episode: The Baroness attempts to book a personal trainer, Dufrais calls a Hi-Fi shop to complain about the noise and Mr Doovde plays name that tune with a hotel receptionist.