Introducing a new segment: This Week In Thirst, where Max and Corinne review the desperate, undignified behavior that former Survivor contestants resort to for attention and/or money. Plus, the stalker becomes the stalked: Corinne has a secret admirer.

It's a Doodie Chron-Vom Chron crossover episode as Corinne goes down with a wicked bout of food poisoning while on the road! Don't worry, it's nothing that a handful of Ambien can't fix... ATF: this podcast is going to save your soul.

Max is having the worst Valentine's Day ever. Corinne is living out her childhood dream of having a monkey of her very own. Plus, the unveiling of the winners of the #BringItBack contest and lots of advice about how to wreck your life, relationships, friendships, or your friends' lives and...