Welcome everyone to another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week the guys called Scott and Elton bring you such wonders as Calculator watches, Disney Star Wars Weekend, was Bin Laden watching Babe station? and a little on the Royal wedding. In news the guys hit on a man with a gun, a student with a dress, a zombie house and a man with an expensive car. Oh and don't forget to check out osalt.com for all your open source needs. Enjoy, spread the word and don't spend it all at once.