Welcome you lucky lot, you've downloaded episode 74 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. Well done. This week Elton and Scott talk about speeding tickets, a mail about a foreign object in the body, a cushion eating lady and Earth should prepare for aliens. In news a lady falls 23 floors.... and lives, silly people crash into a church and airport security has gone bonkers. And the cherry on the cake? well it's the audio from the wonderful Dot Dot Dot video. Enjoy, spread the word on twitter and Facebook, get in touch and come back next week. Cheers.