Ronna's not here this week, but (Bryan)'s still grinning from ear to ear. Why? Because we've got one hell of a special guest host, pardon me. It's Michelle Collins! If you're not listening to The Michelle Collins Show on Patreon, you're truly missing out. It's FABULOUS. And here's some good news: she's on tour! Go to michellecollinslive.com for tickets to her show The Big Natural Tour. And if you're in Portland, OR, this Thursday, May 2, you can catch her show there with very special guest Bryan Safi!  Michelle joins (Bryan) to give advice on rekindling a long distance friendship that's faded and looking for commitment in a May/December romance. Issue 2 of our Shades of Vanilla newsletter is out, and it's another incredible list of our favorite things for the month of April. It's only available, though, to our Private Reserve members on Patreon. Want to take a look? Join the Private Reserve! patreon.com/askronna Only a few more days left to join us for May's AR Social Club. Get those home bars ready for a summer season of entertaining friends and impressing them with your unique and specially curated cocktail selections! arsocialclub.com  Sponsors: Healthy eating made easy. That's Factor! Go to factormeals.com/ronna50 and use the code ronna50 for 50% off your first order! Lume makes outrageously effective whole body deodorant for pits, privates, and beyond! Go to lumedeodorant.com and use the code RONNA for 15% off your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices