It's the much-anticipated, wrap-up recap episode, finally! If you thought we were done talking s**t... think again! The femmes are fashionably late to discussing the season finale. Wanna hear our take on Colton's toxically masculine, last-ditch effort to prove his love to Cassie? How about our thoughts on the newest Bachelorette? Tune in to the final episode of the season (if you even care anymore lol, we get that it's hard to). Thanks for listening and we'll see u lovely queers (and allies)...

Welcome to our super queer Bachelor recap, Bachelor Gaytion! This week's episode comes a little late, because, well, we just don't care for this season anymore (also, retrograde has been ruff !). We did record us talking s**t though, so better to share that late than never, right?? If you can't get enough of that fence jump, or wanna listen to the femmes breakdown that breakup (yiiiikes), or maybe just enjoy a good Colton roast, tune in!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! Do we even like the bachelor anymore? Is this a complaining podcast? Why is Colton so boring? We have so many questions! Tune in as we break down the latest episode.

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week the femmes are MAD. Listen 2 us give Colton and the franchise a piece of our mind!!

Welcome to our queer Bachelor recap! Listen up, cuz these two femmes have a lot to say this week. We break down Heather's...awkward... dating history, Colton & Cassie's Survivor audition tape, and probably the most entertaining group date so far this season (Demi -- are they paying you extra?? pls say yes). Things got a little slimier this time around, and we're not sure how we feel about it...

In this episode Ingrid and Toni "discuss" Colton's Aquarian behavior, from awkward conversation to kissing banditry, even playing referee to some more contestant drama. The femmes have a lot to say about this bachelor, the ladies, and of course, their sun signs. Listen up!

In this episode the femmes break down Hannah B.'s questionable decision-making as well as the less-than-stellar group date challenges, all while taking a deeper dive into this season's sun signs. Plus -- pirates, childcare, and limousine pulling?? It's all just too much! Or is it not enough? Listen to find out!

Look who’s back back back again! And that means... so are we 😈. Was Colton our first choice? No! (read: salty) But we’re committed queers and we’re thirsty 💦4 more of that sweet Bachelor content. This week we discuss the concept of “virginity”, break down contestants’ strategy, and fantasize about a queer Bachelor. Tune in with us as we drink it up (and make it gay)!!

Bachelor in Paradise Season Five Finale RECAP Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This season of Bachelor in Paradise may be long over, but us femmes aren’t done talking about it!! Listen up, as we wrap up all the drama, dissect the heartbreaks, celebrate the victories, and get a little off topic (but you love it soooo). Tune in as queer up Paradise.

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Episode 8 & 9 RECAP Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this episode these femmes are very bothered by the next Bachelor pick, Joe’s parenting skills and all the free emotional labor Kevin seems to be doing?? Charge a sliding scale Kev, please! We shame the cast for starting a witch hunt, and even attempt to rationalize the strangest pair in Paradise: Krystal & Chris. Listen as we break. it. all. down.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 5, Episode 6 & 7 Recap: Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week, the femmes are back to call the men of Paradise out on all their problematic behavior. From gaslighting to backstabbing, to tricking dates into free yoga sessions (has Chris never heard of ClassPass??). Listen up as these queers call it out as we see it.

Season Five Episodes 4 & 5 RECAP In this episode we beg for sweet relief from Tia and Colton content, break down ALL the teddy bear drama, chastise the leos for being bad bad bad, and crown a new Dyke of the Season. Who could possibly dethrone Astrid?! Listen to find out! ;))))

Welcome to episode 1 of our podcast, Bachelor Gaytion, where two salty femmes queer The Bachelor, so you don't have to (looking at you ABC). In this episode, we break down just how problematic Colton's storyline is, admire Crystal's ability to make getting dumped look beautiful, and divulge who we think really are the queerest contestants of the season. It's Bachelor in Paradise bae-by, let's get gay.