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This week's episode picks right back up at the cliffhanger we left you on - Annabelle suporting Calvin with his penis stuck in a pipe organ, as the DEA and reality television crews swarm. Also featuring Andria's awkward yoga experience and that time Erin's mom confronted Blake Lockhart about...

It was a weird week at the book club, there's really no other way to say it. Sexual relations with musical instruments, elder abuse, police ambushes...all that and the chapter was only a few pages long. Listen for all the uncomfortable details. Interested in more bad porn from Blake Lockhart?...