Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices