Episodes
When Bertie was still a small prince, his annoying little brother bet him that he would not dare to sleep one Halloween night in the haunted North Tower. Bertie did - and he met a ghost with a strange sense of humour. Read the full text of Bertie and the Ghost and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 10/19/08
The story of how Prince Bertie kept a lion as a pet when he was a small boy living in the palace, and what happened when the lion grew too big to keep. Read the full text of Bertie and the Lion and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 08/18/08
The Wicked Queen is determined that Princess Beatrice should marry a rich prince - but Beatrice stays true to her long lost Prince Bertie - then the Queen finds someone who looks just like Bertie. Read the full text of Bertie’s Double and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 05/25/08
In the year of the Rat, Bertie gives sanctuary to a special visitor to the pond. Read the full text of Bertie’s Year of the Rat and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 01/27/08
A fish wishes to be alone. Santa grants him his desire for Christmas, and then he wonders if peace and quiet is such a wonderful thing after all. Read the full text of Colin’s Grumpy Christmas and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 12/09/07
Three short and slapstick pond-life stories compiled from the early days of Storynory. Notable for the voice of Rob playing Colin the Carp and Barker the Dog. Read the full text of Three Short Bertie Stories and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 11/18/07
You will only hear this on Storynory because it's Top Secret. Natasha exclusively reveals that before Bertie was turned into a frog, he worked as a Secret Agent. Read the full text of Agent Bertie and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 09/16/07
How an exceptionally grumpy fish who lives on the pond with Prince Bertie the Frog was turned into the King for a day and tried to ban football. There's a moral in it somewhere. Read the full text of Colin: The Grumpy King and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 05/13/07
Bertie has become an author - and here you can listen to the the story of how he came to write his first block-buster. Read the full text of Bertie Writes A Book and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 04/14/07
All the pond life are excited by Valentine's day. But nobody is more excited than Bertie the frog. All he has to do, is to lure the Lovely Princess Beatrice Down to the Pond, receive her kiss from her, and he will turn back into his true self - a handsome prince. Read the full text of Bertie Valentine and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 02/11/07
The absolutely true story of how Prince Bertie the Frog met Santa Claus and his reindeer. The Lovely Princess Beatrice was most terribly upset after the wicked stepmother called off Christmas, and Bertie just had to cheer her up. Read the full text of Bertie Meets Father Christmas and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 12/10/06
This a rather scary story, particularly if you are a very small tadpole. Halloween is the most frightening night the year, or it is the most scrummy night of the year, depending on whether you are on the right or wrong end of a trick or a treat. Read the full text of Halloween on the Pond and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 10/23/06
After a huge argument on the pond Colin the Grumpy Carp was forced to reveal the secret of how he got his grouch. We now tell the story. Get your hankies ready, because this one is a real tear jerker. Read the full text of How Colin the Carp Became Grumpy and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 10/08/06
The lovely princess Beatrice is on holiday - but she can get no rest because she is constantly being photographed. The newspapers back home are saying some really rude things about her. Bertie is shocked and comes to the rescue. Read the full text of Bertie on Holiday and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 09/03/06
When Beatrice was just a teenage princess in training, she entered The Sweetest Princess Competition. Up until now, the inside story has been kept secret, but Sadie the Swan has persuaded Bertie to reveal all. Read the full text of The Sweetest Princess Competition and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 07/24/06
The pond-life were amazed when Tim suggested that all the fishes, frogs, and tadpoles should have swimming lessons. In fact, Colin the Carp said that was the silliest thing he had ever heard. Read the full text of Tim’s Swimming Lesson and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 07/10/06
About the time when Bertie was a just a small prince-ling and he decided to run away from the palace. He finds that the world outside can be quite rough when nobody knows that you are really a royal in disguise. Read the full text of How Prince Bertie Ran Away and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 06/18/06
How Prince Bertie slew a Welsh dragon and won the hand of the Lovely Princess Beatrice. An adventure from the time before Bertie was turned into a frog. Read the full text of Prince Bertie and the Dragon and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 04/24/06
The annual Easter Egg hunt in the Palace Garden is heading for disaster, and Prince Bertie the Frog is about to take the blame for eating the eggs belonging to the children. Read the full text of Bertie’s Easter Egg Hunt and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 04/02/06
The story that sets up the Bertie series. How and why Prince Bertie was turned into a frog by the wicked step-mother of Princess Beatrice. Read the full text of How Prince Bertie became Bertie the Frog and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 02/12/06
Written by Bertie Read by Natasha This is the very first Bertie story - from Christmas 2005. . Now, this morning it is a bit cold in this part of the world. Mr Frosty has been to visit, and the vegetable patch is white and glistening. There is ice on the pond. “Brrrr,” said Colin the […] Read the full text of Bertie’s Christmas Storynory and see our illustration on Storynory.
Published 12/20/05