A couple of weeks after burning down the speed awareness school, the boys find sanctuary on the 80's throwback planet Woolworths, where Patch picks up the final instalment of his periodical, which contains the final piece to complete his inception machine. Patch and Stooch decide to use the machine to infiltrate Manny's dreams, with disastrous results.  The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself, The Salesman Guy Pauly: Manny, Ol' Joe Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark...

After finding that the Gods had made a colossal cock-up on Earth by giving all the endangered animals semi-automatic weapons, Patch and Stooch make a fast getaway, only to be pulled over by a space cop and sent on a Speed Awareness Course for a whole semester.  C4's bad school memories are brought to the front of his mind and the boys have a run in with the school bully, as well as seeing a few familiar faces.  And there's an unexpected prom queen at the end of term. Oh, and a murder.  The...

The boys are finally back for another season of nonsense! After 4 months of travelling the galaxy, Patch and Stooch are caught up in a chase and have no option but to smash through their current galaxy's border, only to find themselves in a strange galaxy that is entirely inhabited by gods.  The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, A God Patch: Himself, A God Pauly: A God, The Devil, Jesus.  Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design...

The boys get all set to go home, but first stop off for a final drink at the Tinny Bar in the Zucchini System where poor Ol Joe gets busted by his other half. Patch and C4 have a huge run in over some simple physics and when they finally arrive home, the lads find out a startling truth about the mysterious stranger they encountered that fateful evening on Clapham Common.. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself Pauly: Himself, Akmiral Bar Bar, Ol' Joe Becky: Ol' Susie Sue, Becky And Ben...

The boys try to infiltrate the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base in an attempt to rescue Sinamon Lee Majors and more importantly retrieve the elusive PP9 battery that will finally get them home. In this penultimate episode, will they succeed in the later task, as to be honest, they don't care about the former one… The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Simpkins Patch: Himself, TJ, The Salesman Guy Pauly: Ol' Joe, Manny Bothons, General Beers And Ben Adams as Duke Generium Written, produced and performed by...

Patch and Stooch now have a lead on finding a PP9 battery to get them home, but first they have to storm the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base in order to get one. The only way they'll get in is with some expert covert training from a Council enemy, so they hunt out the Goodies secret training base on Google Maps and off they go..  The Cast: Stooch: Himself Patch: Himself, TJ.  Pauly: Admiral Bar Bar, Manny Bothons And Ben Adams as Duke Generium Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and...

Today we were informed that we had won an award for 'Best Speculative Fiction Comedy/Parody Podcast for the Parsec Awards 2017, so thought we'd upload the sample of various Season 3 nonsense that won us this accolade.. Check out the awards at www.parsecawards.com and keep supporting podcasts and spreading the word!

After narrowly escaping, well… everyone, the boys crash land on the planet Lint and encounter Odour, a mysterious and somewhat disgusting hermit/Internet Troll. They enlist his help to fix not only their ship, but their robot friend C4, whose WD-40 addiction has come to light. The boys go off in search of an oracle that can fix their 'friend', but find out that he might be able to help them more than they thought.. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, A Worm, C4, Force Recovery Employee. Patch:...

Having escaped the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and made their way back to the Zucchini System via public transport, the boys find out there's been some big changes. Schteve's Casino is now boarded up and on a quest to find some information so that they can get their ship back, they stumble across C4 in a compromising situation. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, Lord Liptonice, Blottoe Levandovski, C4. Patch: Himself, Mr Bossci, Alfred The Vagrant, Mickey. Pauly: Ol' Joe, General Beers, Hanz Uppe,...

After the semi-successful retrieving of their 4000 money casino chip, the boys decide to desert their cleaning jobs at the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and try and get back to their ship so they can attempt to go home. When they realise that the casino chip is useless until they can change it into moneys, they decide the only way to go is to steal a travelcard, so they can make their way back to the Zucchini System on public transport. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, The Transport Official, Lord...

After The Council's Head of Health & Safety Deris Vondiv'd finds out that Patch and Stooch lost the PP9 battery - the most valuable commodity in this galaxy - they are summoned to the feared head of the council Lord Liptonice's office for questioning. With a stroke of luck, Liptonice's computer needs a firmware update, so he has no idea the boys were summoned to be killed. After a bit of sweet-talking from Patch, he offers them a job, but it's not long before something comes up (or...

After their mugging by Mr Bossci, Patch and Stooch are determined to win the money to pay for their ship repairs in the casino using what's left of Blotoe's money. However, just when things seem to going right, all hell breaks loose and after a case of mistaken identity, the lads are whisked off to the base of the most feared crime family in the galaxy. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, Captain Simpkins, Lord Liptonice, Commander Pesci. Patch: Himself, Jimmy Splits (Casino Cashier), Malicious...

After realising that they're trapped in space, Patch, Stooch and C4 stop off in the Zukini System to get some petrol, get involved in a robbery, break their spaceship and encounter a psychotic lizard. I think we all know who that's gonna be eh! The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Baib, Blotoe Levandoffski Patch: Himself, Mr. Bossci, Ringo Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter,...

The boys are back! Welcome to the brand new season of Best of Galaxy. All your favourite characters return for an all new adventure in their own nutty galaxy.. Stooch and Patch stumble across a mysterious vehicle hidden in the undergrowth on Clapham Common. Next thing they know, they've accidentally stolen a spaceship containing a robot with a terrible attitude problem. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself, The Barman Pauly: Himself, Flint Written, produced and performed by Patch...

Here's the final of two bonus podcasts where Stooch, Pauly and Patch bring you their favourite bits from the epic Season 3! The boys talk about their favourite bits and the stories behind the voices and how they come up with all the nonsense, before we bring you our most ambitious project yet -Best in Galaxy Season 1 - in July! All your favourite characters will be back - but in their very own universe! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for all our business… This is a...

Here's one of two bonus podcasts where Stooch, Pauly and Patch bring you their favourite bits from the epic Season 3! The boys talk about their favourite bits and the stories behind the voices and how they come up with all the nonsense, before we bring you our most ambitious project yet in July! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for all our business… This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

S03 Ep6 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Here it is! The finale of our prequel season that takes you up to the very first moment in Season 1 of our nutty podcast.. Patch and Stooch are ready to travel back to 1971 Earth to give George Lucas the stories so that he'll make Star Wars and save their dying galaxy. But of course, they hit a snag or two on the way… The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Seymour the Barman. Patch: TK-127, Salacious B Crumb,...

In the penultimate episode of the season, Vader confronts his family issues head on, Ol’ Joe does a bit of moonlighting, Admiral Ackbar struggles to find a catchphrase, Manny Bothan dies and Patch and Stooch become royal guards, but will they keep their jobs after they cause yet another tragedy? And have they got enough stories now anyway to take to Senator Lucas back on Earth? The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Skoda, Solo Patch: Just himself in this one for some reason.. And as ever featuring the...

S03 Ep5 part 1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! THIS EPISODE! The boys have taken annual leave from the Empire and decide to help Boba Fett deliver Captain Solo to Jabba's Palace. They end up working for Jabba as general handymen and of course must try not to fail every single task assigned to them. Meanwhile, Vader has a surprise for them… The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Adeva-EV-9D9 the Torture Droid, Mallakye the Rancor Keeper Patch: Boba...

S03 Ep4 part 2 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! THIS EPISODE! Patch, Stooch and TK attempt to run a simple errand for Mr. Vader which goes catastrophically wrong, Bossky and Admiral Beers kick off a lifelong vendetta and Mr. Vader learns the value of the emoji.. The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader Patch: TK-127, Mr. Lucas Snr, Mr. Bossky, Boba Fett And as ever featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Admiral Beers. Written, produced and performed...

S03 Ep4 pt1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Patch and Stooch make a fatal error giving directions to the Death Star to Chewbacca, which results in the destruction of the battle station. To make up for it, they accidentally find the Rebel Base on Hoth, moonwalk in a Scout Walker and hire some Bounty Hunters on the basis of how big their Google ads are. Basically, there's a LOT going on in this one! The Cast: Stooch: 4-LOM, Mr. Vader,...

S03 Ep3 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! In an attempt to gather the stories to take back to 1970's George Lucas, so that he'll write Star Wars and save their galaxy from diminishing, Patch and Stooch attend a careers open day at the Death Star and land jobs as Imperial Gunners. Of course their first shift ends in the worst disaster they could possibly have imagined… The Cast: Stooch: Ron E Wood (Imperial Dignitary), The Big Boss, Timmy B...

Patch and Stooch commence their search for stories from their home galaxy, in order to get them back to an uninspired George Lucas on Earth in 1972, so that he can make Star Wars on time. After spotting a well-known Princess at a petrol station, they follow her to try and get her autograph, only to find she’s being tailed by a Star Destroyer. After narrowly dodging a rogue escape pod, the lads crash land on Tatooine and start to become the cause a rather familiar chain of events. The...

S03 Ep1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Your favourite Galaxy Hoppers are back! Due to a rip in the Space Time Continuum, George Lucas failed to get the inspiration to write the best loved film in the universe and instead is running for President, wanting to do evil things like build walls and stuff. Our heroes Patch and Stooch must travel into the Star Wars galaxy, gather the stories to inspire George and return them to him in time for...

Happy Christmas! **** CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!! ***** Here's a Rogue One Reaction Podcast for your ears.. We took C4-D7, TK-127, Salacious B. Crumb, Jimmy P Tarkin and a special guest to see Rogue One at the IMAX Waterloo on friday and here's what happened.. We'll be back for Season 3 in January and we promise it'll be more ridiculous than ever.. Have a good Christmas and New Year people!