“I thought it was strange that every other episode opens with Fallon monologuing about how she’s trying to manifest a boyfriend (like what?? lol), but after that insane No Ring No Bring episode freakout about how an 8 month relationship where the couple lives together isn’t serious enough to merit a +1 because “they’ll probably break up in three months,” it’s clear she’s extremely bitter about being single and it’s bleeding into her professional life. The event inquiry form on Fallon’s website sets $300k as the LOWEST client budget she accepts, which tells you how realistic her advice is for the average couple and why she is so condescending to non-multimillionaires. Also, petty, sorry, but that faux-folksy down home Kamala Harris accent with the constant verbal tics — “that part,” “lock n load, “copy that,” “I was likeee,” — IS SO CREEPY AND MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A FORK. Still better than the last couple hosts though lmaooooooo 🤡🤡🤡”
bph14 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/18/23