For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off! Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes:...

Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus...

The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro,...

Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus. Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes:...

This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator. Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death. We open this episode...

We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes:...

The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or...

This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social...

It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken...

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes:...

The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature. Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And...

Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation. Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable. Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items. Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken...

Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles. Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order! Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at...

We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all. Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK & MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download...

This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return. Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court. Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or...

This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation:...

We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and...