“Hey Johnny and Sam. Greetings from outlaw country in the mountains of British Columbia. A few hours north of Spokane. Outlaws around here don’t get manicures though.
anyways thanks for the great podcast, you make me laugh with your witty remarks Johnny. You guys are great together.
I have an atrocity I’d like to report.
So, I was dating a girl with huge cans, like size G or something ( I thought Sam would like that info) anyways, she loved to ride my face
and one time while I was eating away she said “the flood gates are opening”, I didn’t think much about it but then hot liquid started pouring in my face and mouth. Like, a lot. I was trying to un pin myself and get loose but she wasn’t giving up the ghost so I had to close my mouth and let it rain all over me. In all honesty it really didn’t taste or smell like piss. After she was done I was soaked, even my hair but man was she grateful.
Ok, I know this is long but, after hearing you guys dis MJ today, not that I’m a fan boy but I have heard he may have been smeared because he wouldn’t play ball ( no pun intended ) with record company executives, and was wanting ownership of his music. I wonder if it was a demoralization campaign against him. Just a thought.”
Sweet apple Beaum via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
03/14/24