“To Honor America:
There once were two men, who, this season,
Committed an act of male treason,
Watched a show made for girls
And I too gave a whirl
Now I’m hooked, but it’s for the right reasons.
Now CorrIN, not CorrEEN, had been slain
By banter, both daft and urbane
Best not wear a romper,
Unless, love may stop her
While swooned by the band who’s named Train.
So here’s to the show, quite spectacular
Thanks to Matt and Jeff’s witty vernacular,
We’ve had a few laughs
Here’s my epitaph:
You actually made men watch The Bachelor.
Fin.”
Opiewoohoo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/20/17