Thank you to our sponsors for making this show awesome 3 BUBS Beam BlueChew Füm TIMECODES 00:00 Intro 01:00 Logan Paul mispronouncing + Jeff's real name 02:32 Jeff's & Mark's embarrassing internet past 05:20 Tragic Origins of the Barber Shop 07:32 Soft White Underbelly + Catholic upbringings 09:28 Jeff's dad + Staten Island mentality 14:30 Jeff's mom + hanging out with the wrong crowd 16:30 Albanians = TOUGH + SMD etiquette 19:25 Albanian SMD fights + happy ending 31:01 Sis trains horses + dad's huge WIN + buying a horse 37:30 Dads' influences + support  41:12 Jeff being naughty + wanting to act + hustlin' young 44:27 Rating movies + Goodfellas was real 47:12 Diplomacy is the greatest attribute 49:04 Giving Steiny advice "SMD" 50:35 Drogas + Barbering + Cool Teachers 58:02 Discovering Jeff's stash + Dad was a naughty boy too 1:03:50 Just snitching on ourselves constantly 1:06:35 Mark wants kids + PBD observation 1:10:28 Jeff wants kids + Schulz being an inspiration 1:15:06 Moving out at 17 + communal competitiveness 1:21:18 Dillon Danis + friendship above fighting 1:23:17 Wiz Khalifa choking Jeff + cutting Big Sean's hair 1:25:29 College life wasn't for Jeff 1:26:07 Miami + dating A. Rose's "sis" + YouTube start 1:32:00 Cody KO smoked Jeff + importance of sleep/nutrition 1:38:14 "Acting" in LA + Cheaper drogas + getting arrested 1:43:22 Facing 25 to Life + "The Source" saved Jeff 1:47:46 Being Free + Moonshine madness 1:53:26 Jail smells + people checking in + power of religion