Whats good people we got Matteo Lane at camp today to give his best dating advice, why dudes love the roman empire, and why the gays love Mariah Carey. Matteo is a great comic and an even better dude. WELCOME TO CAMP! Edited and Produced by:  @99OvrAll     Thanks to  Morgan and Morgan  Zippex Blue chew  for supporting the greatest show ever Timecodes 00:00 Intro 01:21 Matteo being a clean freak 02:50 Mark’s laundry snafu + absent mindedness 05:30 Coffee anxiety, Mummy complex + incessant cleaning 08:30 Do your job properly! Couch Dr to the rescue 12:00 20s are overrated + Matteo is world famous 17:00 Liza Minelli + St Patrick’s is horrific in Chicago 22:00 Horse meds, three peat covid + spicy feast 26:20 Maria Callas + impact of music videos 34:45 Mark’s 1st concert + Mark’s dad 42:27 $4k bed, sleep pee + Pit bull prejudice 49:50 Happy endings for dogs 52:00 Sub, Top + Bottom, advance special 55:38 Relationship advice - nudies etiquette 1:01:30 Video games, Fortnite + Tears of the Kingdom 1:08:35 No women at gay bars 1:12:30 Philosophical hypothetical - who is the worst? 1:19:30 Roman Empire dominance + Italian sign language 1:25:40 Mariah Carey is Matteo’s Roman Empire 1:30:00 Barbra Streisand is that guy 1:36:57 Stuck in elevator + Mariah’s whistle tones + insane ability 1:45:00 Celine battle  1:49:14 Paws up for Lady Gaga 1:52:15 Coming out, family support + being a gay comedian 1:58:30 Matteo on Broadway? + theatre kids are the worst