There are only two things that come out of the Cheerful Despair Podcast Studios - steers and episodes of the Cheerful Despair Podcast - and this doesn't look like a steer. Whatever a steer is. In this episode: We plot to send people who are in one geographic location to another geographic location Glenns the vodka man; pushing boys into wells since 1972 David Candy meets another person Andy Peters shakes a duck corpse in front of a camcorder The minimum amount of cheating necessary to win Escape from a Council flat Plus Cross Quiz and Debate Bag - which we think you like, and that's why we keep doing them.