Hurtling straight at your ears like a bullet from a golden gun (which, presumably is either less dangerous or certainly no more dangerous than a bullet from a gun made of another metal) it's the Cheerful Despair Podcast! In the first episode of our magnificent second series you can expect to hear: Donald Trump's views on crimes committed by fictional characters played by the actor Tom Hanks; Time travel and racism; David Candy's favourite colour - you'll have to listen to find out, but it's shocking. You will be shocked by this one colour-liking fact; and all the usual schtick including Cross Quiz and Debate Bag. An innovation for this series: this episode is being broadcast before we record episode two. If you have a theme you'd like us to discuss or a question you want us to answer, please submit them on twitter to @dfpiii