Welcome to the fifth and second to final episode of season one of the Cheerful Despair podcast. In this episode: An extended discussion on the bum hose; All the lyrics to Katy Perry songs we know; Do you remember the Crazy Frog? I remember the Crazy Frog. I remember the screams; One or more Draculas and a Frankenstein and a Herby Goes Bananas; I couldn't even tell you if there is a Blue Peter any more; Do you remember when I killed myself? REMEMBER TO RATE THIS BASTARD PODCAST. And none of this four stars or below s**t. Get on the iTunes, give it five stars, or I'm going to glue your pets to the ceiling. Much truck. DFP.