Spring is here, kids are out, dogs are biting. Greg and Alison celebrate the quality of their other podcasts while honoring each other and the symbiosis that is Childish. Plus a couple that isn't teaching their kids to read and write and the popularity of road trips. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely...

Alison's boys are hitting milestones this week and Greg is going to take magic mushrooms. Plus a picnic is in the works for all the listeners. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online...

A special appearance from Greg's mother and a mysterious corn dish is served at Easter. Plus Hillary Swank's twins and a tip to keep your kids safe in the pool. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish

No talking about menstruation in Florida schools, period. O2 spends the night in his own bed. O1 is home from college. And someone's got a hemorrhoid! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Sunday Lawn Care Get 20% off your custom plan at getsunday.com/childish

Alison and family are getting a lot of use out of Greg's corroded piano while Greg prepares for his St. Patrick's Day show. Will Alison finally show up? Plus parents who lied about their children's Covid status and a father who's dismayed by his daughter's new line of work. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely...

We brave the California storms to bring you tales of Bert Kreischer's tour bus and Owen's nocturnal wanderings. Plus parents are moving in with their adult kids and school will be starting later. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/childish

Greg gets his feelings hurt on Valentine's Day and Alison has become a social butterfly. Plus appropriate age for social media, school lunch results and we tease next week's episode when Alison reveals her fetishes. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! ZocDoc Find a doctor near you at...

We talk about how to make friends as an adult and whether or not those friendships should become a polyamorous foursome. Or an unconsummated threesome. Plus Marie Kondo becomes a slob just like us. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! EveryPlate Try it for only $1.39 per meal when you enter code...

Childish is here to teach and this week's lesson is don't name your baby Adolf and don't procreate after the age of 50. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! ZocDoc Find a doctor near you at zocdoc.com/childish Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/childish

We pay off last year's predictions (Alison's back door) and make predictions for next year (also, Alison's back door). Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! EveryPlate Try it for only $1.39 per meal when you enter code CHILDISH139 at EveryPlate.com/podcast 

Rounding out 2022 we go deep into family struggles and our love for our children. Plus give the nepo babies a break and don't become estranged from your parents. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Get a free 14-day trial at shopify.com/childish

Will Alison lose her husband to Mrs. Claus this year and will Greg's farting lead to divorce? Plus the baby pillow you should toss and why Australian body builders want your breast milk. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase. ...

We give thanks to our families, our loved ones and the less fortunate. Plus Alison is upset at a balloon vendor and Greg is questioning Emily Ratajkowski's life choices. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com StoryWorth Go to...

We talk about losing Powerball and possibly losing the election but winning the podcast. Our hearts go out to Tom and Giselle as they divvy up their 700 million dollars. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Get a free 14-day trial at shopify.com/childish

Alison talks about the big family costume for this year's Halloween as Greg recounts ghostly tales from the 80s. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

As Alison struggles to balance her family and work life, Greg struggles to sell out his show in Chicago so his son doesn't think he’s a failure. Plus the importance of family dinners and the horrific experience of checking for pinworms.  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Get a free 14-day...

Greg's at a fancy unnamed hotel in Austin trying to heal after the loss of the queen while Alison's doctor is treating her like a hand puppet. Adam Levine is featured as the douche of the week and we give out advice about hitting puberty late. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Get a free...

Greg is saving human lives while Alison is trying to exterminate termites. With both boys in school, Alison has taken her first step toward being an empty nester. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com

It's been a rough week. Alison took a spill and Greg got soaked. Plus news stories about parents who cross the line with teachers, inspirational Barbies, Hillary Duff's bowels and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Get a free 14-day trial at shopify.com/childish

After revealing a mortifying pet name he'd somehow kept under wraps, Greg tells Alison about an upcoming family visit. Alison hides in a bush as Elliot heads to Kindergarten and a listener calls Greg's bluff. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Huggies Special Delivery Diapers Huggies.com

Tom Brady's 250 million is getting in the way of his parenting. It's okay not to breastfeed for two years and the kids are going to bed early. Plus our podcasting war is heating up by cooling down. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Huggies Special Delivery Diapers Huggies.com

One of our listeners calls off a fatwa and another has some questions about gambling involving our children. Alison's family is getting over covid and Greg's family is mourning a loss. Plus Sesame Street may have become a sundown town and parents are going wild now that kids are at camp. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen ...

After a few chuckles about Roe v Wade, we take a quiz about what women were allowed to do in 1971. You'd be shocked. Plus Greg has a hot take on The Kardashians and Owen gives Alison a bloody nose. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Huggies Special Delivery Diapers Huggies.com Policy Genius Shop...

Greg and Alison explode with summer mania, talking about everything from having a goth child to long distance calls from Cuba and going to the beach to watch a drum circle. Plus the Property Brothers, Zooey Deschanel and spanking. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Huggies Special Delivery...

You can lead Owen to the toilet but you can't make him poop. An update on formula, a debate about team sports, and William and Kate's child is a royal pain in the ass. Plus new pens for Big Al. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Fuzzy Free 7-day trial at yourfuzzy.com/childish Chime Sign up at...