Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie  Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice  Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.  Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 159399_noirenex_power-down, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 219499_jarredgibb_door-creak, 322454_goodlistener_horse-snort-2, 411789_inspectorj_door-wooden-close-a-h6-ms, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 164586_adam-n_wood-impact-2, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 119554_vrodge_office-elevator-door-open-ding, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeak-2-seconds, 218890_dubodup_door-smash-1, 407663_nagwense_creaking-two-step-wooden-stool, 95011_kineticturtle_bookcase-rattling, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 204762_yuval_hamster-eating, 413634_krnfa_foley-pat-on-the-jacket, and 322445_goodlistener_horse-whinny-1.