Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy  Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie  Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard  Luke Rampersad as Guard  Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C  Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice  Katie Markovich as Janessa  Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix).  Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 205817_yuval_footsteps-pavement-street, 40158_sagetyrtle_crash, 387916_owl_hungry-guinea-pigs, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 179129_deleted-user-3330286_struggle-thelastday-sound, 369988_northern87_lid-of-chest-hitting-northern87, 361471_sunnyflower_laser-gun, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 426888_thisusernameis_beep4, 423216_pfranzen_punching-someone-and-dragging-them-away-without-gain, 39028_wildweasel_cardlock-open, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 189323_qubodup_shaking-metal-cutlery-holder, 120510_kno-sfx_big-crash-ambient-1, 135463_joelaudio_quick-smash-003, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 267716_robinhood76_05648-scifi-flare-whizz, 402821_inspectorj_whizzing-lip-whistle-a, 244394_werra_bang-explosion-metallic, 467260_livvy0221_air-vent-open-close, 435853_dersuperanton_running-loud, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1, 450790_kyles_door-wood-bang-on-aggressively-various, 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair, Store_Door_Chime_Mike_Koenig-570742973, 161873_eneasz_wooden-door-smash-open, 172369_klankbeeld_marching-boots, 116505_owdeo_transporter-beam, and 371276_cabled-mess_powering-up-funny-sci-fi.