We bring the year to a close by reviewing New Years Eve, in which an ensemble A list cast tell us how to think and feel by pulling on our emotional heartstrings. Tom is back as special guest and thinks the most unbelieve bale part of this movie is the fact that someone gave away money from the goodness of their heart.

We get festive and laugh our way through Jingle All The Way. This legendary Christmas film stars peak Arnie, as he launches a desperate bid to find the hottest toy and save Christmas from an evil postman.

Lauren's back and that can mean only one thing - The Kissing Booth 2. Listen as we juggle the highest number of subplots ever seen on film and get caught back up in the crazy life of Elle Evans.

The Crap Movie Club assemble to celebrate one year of the show! In this special episode Jordan plays host and movie exec as Max, Tim, Lauren and Tom pitch their sequel ideas for the Truman Show and attempt to win the favour of our new overlord and his chaotic scoring system.

We get back to our roots and review a terrible dragon-based film in the form of Dragonheart (1996). Sean Connery voices a cgi dragon in this lightweight fantasy romp; Jordan nails the impression time and time again.

We review Bloodshot. It's got Vin Diesel in it so you know what to expect.

Spoiler alert: The monk isn't really bullet proof. Not in the traditional sense anyway and that's not all that's amiss in this 2003 romp starring Sean William Scott as himself and Chow Yung Fat as also himself.

Halloween (2018) is a slasher film where every single bit-part character gets an elaborate backstory so that when they die at the hands of Michael Myers you don't know whether to feel sad, scared or entertained.  Crap Movie Club is a podcast where we...

Our childhoods are in tatters as we discuss Bob Hoskins drunkenly stumbling from scene to scene and the abomination that is Yoshi in this 1993 reimagining of everyone's favourite Plumber. "This is the worst film we've ever done".

Love is in the air as we review Netflix's 'The Kissing Booth' with familiar faces Max, Tim and Jordan, plus special guest Lauren.

The best portrayal of Venom on the big screen was obviously Topher Grace in Spiderman 3, but we've had to settle for second best as we review 2018's Venom starring Tom Hardy.

This is hands down the most X-rated movie we have talked about on Crap Movie Club (even more X-rated than Jason X!). Between Worlds is a movie where Nic Cage explores his sexual fantasy of retrieving his dead wife's soul from the afterlife and having sex with it. Try not to throw up.

We're excited for Zack Snyder's cut of the Justice League and to keep ourselves busy, we've had a go at planning our own 'Snyder cuts' for three poor performing movies. Max fixes Pirates of the Caribbean 5, Tom spruces up Tiptoes and Jordan has grand designs for Spiderman 3.

Deep Blue Sea is the quintessential shark movie and there is no debate about it. Just like how Crap Movie Club is the quintessential movie podcast and the kid from Indiana Jones is the quintessential sidekick.

Everything is better when it has an "X" in the name and Jason X is no different. With this 2002 entry featuring a trip forwards in time, a cyborg programmed for sex and countless horny teens to murder, Jason Voorhees has found himself in a literal paradise - now you can experience a literal hell by listening to us try to make it through a review.

Listen as we go to the trouble of reviewing Disney's $125 million roll of the dice: Artemis Fowl.

In the 80s, McDonald's funded an E.T knock-off and Mac & Me is the result. We watched this so you don't have to.

We're back and ranking our favourite movie sidekicks, in a bid to find one sidekick to rule them all!

Riki-Oh is a film about one man's journey for revenge and freedom. It contains a climax scene where a man is fed into a giant meat-grinder and if you do anything today, go look at that on youtube.

The awesomeness of the G.I. Joe franchise is wasted on us as we review the second movie in the series and get super confused about the Joe's recruitment processes.

The streets of Gotham stink of crime and there are only 3 amateur podcasters capable of cleaning up the filth. Max, Jordan and Tim review 1997's Batman & Robin - a movie with arguably the most erect nipples ever caught on camera.

Things get serious as we rank and assess a slew of movie-based meanies and try to draft our top team of movie henchmen.

We get spooky and review 'Unfriended' - a horror movie which takes place entirely on webcams. Be thankful you are listening to an audio version because what we saw in chatroullete in the intro is not for the feint of heart.

We welcome Tom to the show as he helps us talk through A Knight's Tale which is "the best sports movie ever made". We learn the definition of the word "anachronism" and enjoy riffing on all of the 4 montages which they crammed in here!

Jordan acts a sublime host while we discuss Movies based on Video Games.