Chloe and Jessie discuss episode thirteen of "Criminal Minds," alligators in backyards and ants giving birth.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the twelfth episode of "Criminal Minds," a  surprise if this episode gets 5,000 downloads, and John Mulaney's standup specials.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the eleventh episode of "Criminal Minds," aquarium and murder souvenirs, and socks from grandma.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the tenth episode of "Criminal Minds," baby dunking, and satanic cults.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Derailed," the ninth episode of "Criminal Minds," including mentions of imaginary friends and the iconic car scene.

Chloe and Jessie talk about "The Fox," the seventh episode of "Criminal Minds," along with Spencer Reid's pure terror and weird basement decorations.

Chloe and Jessie break down "LDSK," the sixth episode of "Criminal Minds," and discuss Hotch in suits and Chloe's fear of balloons.

Chloe and Jessie talk about the fifth episode of season one, "Broken Mirror," and contemplate what "Criminal Minds" might have looked like if Elle Greenaway never left the BAU. 

Chloe and Jessie discuss the third "Criminal Minds" episode, including speculation about Spencer and Elle's relationship and predictions about what might have resulted from JJ and Spencer getting together.

Chloe and Jessie discuss The Who inspired "Criminal Minds" third episode, iconic one-liners, and kissing Shemar Moore.

Chloe and Jessie take a humorous deep dive into the very first episode of Criminal Minds, "Extreme Aggressor" and discuss the many easter eggs, hidden details and funny lines throughout the episode.

Get to know your hosts, AKA your partners in crime!   Chloe Collins is a Nashville singer-songwriter and TikTok creator who has written over 20 songs about Criminal Minds.    Jessie Keene is a Florida native and Criminal Minds TikTok creator.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Compulsion," noting fun facts and behind-the-scenes tidbits.