Cryptid Coliseum
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“I have a suggestion for a Cryptid fight:
The crowd is cheering in a deafening roar of excitement, and the D-class personnel tending to the gates stand ready. Suddenly, without warning, the eastern gate cranks and whines open, and from the bleakness within emerges a 9 foot tall, hairy visage. The creature walks on two powerful legs, its limbs pulsating power even through the thick mat of brownish black hair. It bares an ape like snark at the crowd and lets out a roar the shakes the onlookers in their seats. He is met with resounding cheers and chants, for hear stands Sasquatch, over 900 pounds of muscle, fur, and attitude. Suddenly a shot rings out, and Bigfoot clutches his shoulder. He grabs something and looks down at a silvery object lying in his hand. Then, like a flash of light, the once-proud beast of the wilderness topples over, seized by convulsions and seizures that made its massive body shake. The crowd is silent, and a confused murmur begins to spread, but no one turns away from their mascot. Bigfoot begins to claw his face and shoulders, and that’s when the crowd sees his transformation. His hands become longer and tipped with savage talons, his hid grows and snout protrudes, producing large, razor sharp teeth; his eyes are like fire, his ears become backward and pointed; his feet become disfigured and elongated; the cries of an innocent ape in struggle are replaced by the snarls and howls of a wolf-like fiend of giant proportions. Wolf squat has now stands with his teeth bared in anger, and with a great leap grabs a D-class personnel from the top of the 20-foot gates and ends his screams with a single bite. Then the crowd regains it’s fury, and chants and excited shouts ring across the arena, for from the western gate arrives a newcomer; 15 feet tall at the antler, his skin haunt and gray, his body lean with malnourished muscle. His face is that of a dear skull, decked with razor sharp teeth, and hallow, sunken eyes; his hands are long and taloned, and every rib almost pierces his sides. Here stands Wendigo, and he brings with him a feeling of dread and death as he sniffs the air in almost a hungered desperation. The gates close, and Wolfsquatch now turns his confused and frightened anger to this creature he knows not. Then the bell rings, and in a split second, he is on top of the Wendigo before it has a chance to get very far. The camera cuts. Who wins?”
OldRustBucket via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/29/20
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