Definitely not a cult.
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“It is on this podcast, and only this podcast, where Thine Great Leader has given up precious time every Sunday to share His uncharted wisdom with us previously uneducated Listener folk. Plug in and prepare to have your eyes opened. But then immediately shut them again because you should ONLY BE LISTENING. We are, after all, ‘the Listeners’. Supported by two side-kicks, (the one called Joe who can’t pronounce his surname correctly and then that ad-hoc other one who needed Professor Green to inform him that he couldn’t pronounce his first name correctly - it’s Steph) it is on this invaluable course where you can learn the necessary life-skills that the Others (non-Listeners) lack. These Others can be easily identified by the confused look that crosses their faces when presented with small talk, unknowing as they are how to respond. They become nervous and perplexed when presented with the topic of their weekly diets. They don’t even know the correct collective term for peacocks. These are not your friends and should not be approached - simply play the podcast very loud at them from a distance until they surrender and become enlightened. As noted by The Great Leader and those other two, you may be reading reviews and thinking this sounds a bit cult-y. I am here merely to inform that this is not, in fact, a cult. I know this because it came directly from The Great Leaders lips on the podcast, when he informed me personally, along with the other Listeners, that “it’s not a cult”. Yours faithfully, Junior Listener Ellis.”
Junior Listener Ellis via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/22/22
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