“Just listened to the birdcage bizarre episode… word of advice… I’ve been a nurse for more than 25 years and many of them in the operating room… please leave the phallic shaped fruits/veggies out of the bedroom. One of my first cases in the operating room was an extraction of a summer squash from the rectal cavity. It had gotten “sucked up” with the vacuum pressure of repeatedly thrusting into the rectal cavity, and after many hours of waiting to figure out that this retrieval wasn’t going to happen organically, then getting the “balls” (male patient) to go to the ER, and the time it takes to go from there to the operating room… well, needless to say, at a slow simmer of 98.6• Fahrenheit over the course of 6+ hrs, the retrieval was… messy. Cooked would be an understatement… add butter and salt?
(Did I say I was a nurse for 25+ years? Ya, I’m gross)
So… word of advice to avoid this uncomfortable situation for ALL involved… please leave the organic food items in the kitchen and only take chocolate syrup or whipped cream to the bedroom.”
AllgirlmomRN via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/05/24