Why do we put butter in that thing in our fridges? What's the best donut you've ever had? How do I make a Dr Pepper cheesecake?

Do mouse burp? Does skiing get better? What's the loudest a sound could be?

Can I use eggwater for coffee? How many pancakes are required for a stack? What's some good cheese-grating small talk?

Why can't I sneeze on command? Does every region have their own secret sodas? Why don't people say things are going North?

Can fish see water? How do you decide what to write about? How many questions can two brothers answer in a single podcast episode?

Did people used to think they would die of colds? What does "have a good one" mean? When can I compliment a stranger?

What person growth have you seen in your life? Why doesn't my heart feel sore after exercise?

Which uncle is most likely to underpay you? How do eyes wear a sundress? What are your New Year's Hot Takes?

What can I do in an empty library? Can a horse and a dinosaur have kids? Is the sun up there silently screaming for all eternity?

Does it really take one to know one? What do I say when I hand someone blood? How do I keep my impact in perspective?

Why aren't people over 18 called majors? How does irradiation work? How long have artichokes been around?

What would you do with $44 billion? How important are consistent beliefs? Who decides collective nouns?

Who decides how a name is pronounced? What would you preserve for the future? Have you purchased your burial plots yet?

Why is it harder to wake up during inclement weather? What's the difference between an -ology and an -onomy? Where should I get my next tattoo?

Where does paper go when you cut it? Were silent letters always silent? Why do you only smell smells when you inhale?

What would happen to a dead body on the moon? Where could I live that is furthest away from venomous creatures? How do I be brave in the dark?

No questions this week! Just a real human conversation about pilfered lemurs, secret playlists, and past mortifications.

Could you break out of a giant pickle? How do I pretend I know what someone's talking about? How do I handle people who don't like Rocky Horror?

Is time just an increase in entropy? How do you handle pizza emergencies? What beverage do we leave out on Pizzamas Eve?

Is stomach acid inside our bodies or outside our tubes? How do bats aim poop? How do La Croixs get their flavor?

Would being caught just before hitting the ground still hurt? Where does the air inside of bell peppers come from? How do you get better at trivia?

How often does the moon go around the Earth? Are bugs alright? What is the animal version of "humanity"?

How do I house sit for 100 ducks? How do I move a tectonic plate? How do power lines explode balloons but not birds?

What if an asteroid hit a volcano that was ready to erupt? Would a rocket and a bullet go through Jupiter's center? Would you tell anyone if you found oil on Mars?

HIs the Earth really round? How do I find out about food recalls? Why are the planets different at different distances from the sun?