Talking McDonald's, population, food fights, and dumpster fires...

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Look, what if I just don't write anything in here anymore. I'm SLEEPY.

In which Hank tries to just bring the *best* of Twitter to Katherine and then immediately fails.

OK, I think there's actually audio in this one. LOOOONG EXHALE....

Let's take a trip down memory lane through the lens of the last few months of Hank's draft tweets. There are so many more than this, it's honestly astounding. Also, if you're reading this, we really like making a podcast together, we're just not entirely sure what to do, so once you listen through this, let us know if you have any ideas!

How much can you talk about Alan Tudyk on a podcast about Taskmaster? WE DECIDED TO FIND OUT!!!

This episode possibly contains my favorite task so far...and it DEFINITELY contains Katherine's LEAST FAVORITE task so far!

Taskmaster hits its stride in this genius episode. Every task is better than the next and our contestants are thinking further and further outside the box. Also Romesh rubs hot sauce in his eyes, showing him to be, once again, the most dedicated contestant.

Ramesh gets his nose booped, these people are terrible artists, Tim Key is a genius, and Hank is bad at counting.

Roisin's emotional intelligence shines in this episode, though her "asking Alex Horne a second question" intelligence does not. Tim Key brings a lot of surprises and Greg, unsurprisingly, misses the mark...at least according to...THE TASK MISTRESS!

Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat, that he is terrible at his job. Though, he is very tall. Little Hank Green is also here to judge Little Alex Horne, and he is judged absolutely amazing. 

In which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from person, woman, man, camera, tv, to the most terrifyingly designed bathroom in all of Montana.

Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermelon explosions and krinchitos. 

There are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about how the next few months of life in America are going to go politically, I'm really not interested in guessing anymore.  Instead, let's talk about cats and books and broadway shows!!

In a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot about accountability into a different microphone because Hank broke the other one. 

Today is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trouble.

Twitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that. 

Hank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased. 

We have entered into the portion of our parenthood when we cannot eat a treat without being interrogated for 45 minutes about the existence or non-existence of chocolate chips. Also, it is very dry in Missoula. Also, Hank made friend chicken and it went...ok we guess?!?!

Hank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in public now. But also, we have to talk about the most liked Hank tweet of the entire DELETE THIS era...was it a bad idea? Yeah, probably. 

Hank and Katherine are Brady and Beverly the two new hosts of Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Podcast! They are also themselves and they would like to discuss medicine in Georgian England, hot Australian men, and who is and is not allowed to exaggerate the president's idiocy on Twitter.

Good lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsible quarantine purchases, Oliver North's sudden and unexplainable interest in Hank, and our vacation fantasies. 

Joe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.

OH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This.