“‘Twas a weekday afternoon and I was so bored
Getting lost on the internet looking at stuff I can’t afford.
When out on Arcade Audio there arose such a clatter
I sprang to the page to see what was the matter.
When, what to my wondering eyes should arrive,
But a brand new podcast. I gave my self a high five.
With two beardo hosts, so lively and quick:
“Some guy who likes wrestling” and… “is that one Leenik?”
They went on a Wikipedia, hit random, and took aim,
And they whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, CYCLONE RUSTY! now, NITROGEN NARCOSIS! now, THE BOAT RACE 1876 and PHP!
On, SVALBARD! on UTAH! on, MEAT ANT and L.A.P.D.!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
It’s Dilettante! Dilettante! Dilettante Ball!
I spoke not a word and went right to the iTune,
So that I could rate the podcast; so that I could swoon.
5 Stars! 10 Stars? No number of stars will do.
So I decided to also write this review.
And I heard them exclaim as this review I did write:
SMELL YOU LATER TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!”
New Noise Cal Pal via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
12/15/17