Episodes
Welcome to 2024! Vlad calls the year in with rants on fashion, women being contradictory, blokes lying and being too fashionable to pick up chicks, how to buy an investment with your sister and having a big family Christmas listening to the priest giving his sermon.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD...
Published 01/08/24
Live from the Audi, Vlad watches 2 x new movies, goes on holidays with the family, dissects toxic family issues, sets some boundaries, gets told his Mrs Pty Ltd is an author, talks about fake fortunes and living a modern life. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collectables...
Published 12/29/23
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Vlad rants on 'self-care' specialists, getting his testosterone checked, wog family lunches, who he'd have at his Christmas get together, how to keep the cuntiness down at family events and when he found out that Santa wasn't real!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE...
Published 12/22/23
This week Vlad discusses why men are from Mars and women are from Venus, red flags on first dates, why men are attracted to drilling, getting married and having kids instead of eating smashed avocado and speaks to Andrew Tate about having 7 wives.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE...
Published 12/14/23
Vlad tries to avoid his Mrs by putting up Christmas lights on his roof at night, realises society is a trap, discusses people pretending to work from home, how to break up with your boss & why W*gs don't respect much else apart from food and a clean house.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL...
Published 12/07/23
Wogs love staring and Vlad starts sweating from embarrassment at a Christening, talks about how to seize the moment, Wives VS Balkan Mother-in-Laws, when you should let your Missus move in to your place and Wog Christmas lunches.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online...
Published 12/01/23
Vlad walks in the bush to find an injured rock wallaby, is paranoid about normal life because of 1990s trauma, visits a library with interesting characters, talks about Sydney the cocaine/cavoodle capital of Australia and has little advice about the youth making money in todays age.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD...
Published 11/24/23
To Vlad's delight, Kim Kardashian graces the cover of shitbox magazine GQ's Man Of The Year edition, placing in the category of Man of the Year, Vlad explains to you why we are living in the age of cringe and acceptance, travels down many Vladice in Wonderland rabbit holes about superficiality, the past, the future and terrible music.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more!...
Published 11/15/23
Instant Karma Vlad regrettably travels with Jetstar and sits next to a CMMBB and watches her not get what she wants, when she wants and how she deals with it, snaps about lazy rich tradies during inflation times, trying to relax during adulthood mayhem and how he got into comedy.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD...
Published 11/06/23
Vlad snaps about the village mindset, poor communication amongst men toward each other, how mental health is a part of everyones life these days, working hard to be assertive and not get bashed, Alex Volkanovski and his words on mental health and how Great Expectations lead to heavy burdens. Vladice in Wonderland gets deep and heavy. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more!...
Published 10/30/23
Vlad argues with a few hours with his Mrs on the drive home from Canberra, learns about himself, gets lost in the rabbit holes because of exhaustion, teaches how to speak to Wogs about leaving home & reveals some embarrassing moments in his youth. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au TAKEOFF MARKETING...
Published 10/23/23
Vlad wraps about Melbourne, playing to thousands of people, the difference between Sydney and Melbourne, getting married late or early and committing to a big goal. Also debut track Little Machine at the end! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW PODCAST SPONSOR!!!!!! #1 Real Estate Signs! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead...
Published 10/16/23
Red wine and sashimi, Vlad gets tipsy and spins some Doctors out at a private luncheon in an expensive waterfront home, discusses being famous only because you're hot, pays homage to people that were smart in the past & flirts with an Indian waitress (not really, though)  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks...
Published 10/09/23
Vlad reads about how Mick Jagger isn't leaving his children any inheritance, attends a funeral, dives into the depression of our technology dependent society, ponders the future advice for his kids and cries over a song at the end.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks Guaranteed 15 homeowner leads Call: Kyle 0431292497...
Published 09/29/23
Vlad wants people to serve him and his ideology, so he gives advice about deleting people from your cypher that don't serve you, takes no accountability for anything, talks abut how. we all contributed to a ca$hless society and answers questions about life. New jingles in! STSTSTP! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks...
Published 09/22/23
Welcome Vladiators! Welcome All! MDMA with My Cousin Vlad is a new segment on the podcast that stands for 'Modern Day Mind Advice' - in an effort to collaborate with some different minds, opinions, perspectives and challenge Vlad's thinking and unlock some new strategies for navigating the modern world, Vlad sits down with different people that are far more versed in the world of psychology, neuroscience, self-help and the world of mental health. Vladiators can submit questions via...
Published 09/18/23
You think you can't buy a house in this country,  Vlad gives you a dot point list of strategies to get one, how to live to 250 years old to pay a mortgage, his first experience  going left, the pros and cons of being a Wog in Australia and not eating for 40 hours. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks Guaranteed 15...
Published 09/15/23
Vlad celebrates 10 years of marriage by helping you desperados edit your Tinder profiles to attract a woman to be the mother of your children, how to deal with the same girl, how to break up with your uncle and why lying to yourself should give you nightmares. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks...
Published 09/09/23
This week Vlad flys into Melbourne to have dinner with Ibby Akbar and the Sooshi Mango boys, jumps on a 30 min Podcast with Ibby and talks camels, conspiracy theories, Sydney Renos and Smugness - also recounts a story from his most recent Jetstar experience! Ibby Akbar - Instagram.com/ibby_a SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in...
Published 09/01/23
Vlad snaps his foot at Tennis, pays off a Range Rover for a doctor, gets trolled by feminists, looks in the mirror for problems, takes a trip down memory lane to 2000 before phones made us robots and reflects on how nothing has changed from all the rallying.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks...
Published 08/25/23
Vlad lands back in the city that is a beautiful flower without a perfume, Sydney. Chats about jumping on the Matildas bandwagon, how a cultureless corporate paradise compares to Europe, his fave Dino Merlin songs, arguing with The Mrs over ego and why he may move to Melbourne.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL:...
Published 08/18/23
Week 6 In Europe! Vlad falls in love with London, gets booed off stage, wins over hearts at his own show, swims with a homeless man in Hampstead, records amazing pop songs, drinks Negronis with an Italian traitor, cycling around London like a crackhead and gets picked up by 2 drunk British women.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents...
Published 08/11/23
Week 5 in Europe, Vlad descends on one of his favourite countries, England. Only his 3rd visit here, Vlad walks through Soho, meets an Indian cabbie, gets his eyebrows done by a Romanian woman, runs around the suburbs, compares the west to the east of Europe and prepares for his first UK show!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in...
Published 08/06/23
Week 4 in Europe, Vlad rants on never getting a beer while waiting at a bar, going to church daily, swimming in the deepest lake, an uncle that slaughters pigs, how humility and respect paves the best future and smoking cigars on the beach.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks Guaranteed 15 homeowner...
Published 07/31/23
This week Vlad learns that "If you die you die" is the motto of the Waterpark, smokes a pack of cigs in a restaurant without a lighter, speaks of the W*g Life, swatting fat flies in a village, dancing until 1am and why AI will make a porno of your Mrs.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real estate agents in Australia! DEAL: Free 2 weeks Guaranteed...
Published 07/21/23