Episodes
Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is...
Published 11/14/23
Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 11/07/23
Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our...
Published 10/31/23
Be nice, y'all! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 10/24/23
Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost)...
Published 10/17/23
Buckle up and get down to business! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 10/10/23
Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use...
Published 10/03/23
Get in that recliner and take a snooze! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 09/26/23
We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podcasts Review Contest. Charles tells the story of when his house burnt down, helps a listener with a weird pizza order, and is given more words to attempt to pronounce. Plus, the two talk about their experiences learning to drive at 16 years old (or in Charles’ case, 13). C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and...
Published 09/19/23
Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 09/12/23
For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus 15%...
Published 09/05/23
Stop comparing yourself to others financially. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 08/29/23
Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our...
Published 08/22/23
Keep that underwear clean! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 08/15/23
Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with...
Published 08/08/23
Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 08/01/23
Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and tells Link all about Myrtle Beach going viral for its emerald blue waters in another...
Published 07/25/23
Sometimes things are ok just the way they are! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 07/18/23
Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones in another edition of “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?” C’mon and have a good time with us! ...
Published 07/11/23
Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published 07/04/23
What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our...
Published 06/27/23
We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York & Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony.  This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to hellofresh.com/myrtle16 and use code myrtle16 for 16 free meals plus free...
Published 06/13/23
Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy...
Published 05/30/23
We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach & Golf Resort.  This...
Published 05/16/23
Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us!  This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to...
Published 04/11/23