In this episode of ‘Ferns does a femdom podcast’, we have the following: How can I learn to let my guard down? The elusive ‘good femdom porn’… Play ideas? Reader loveliness: thank you! Being badmouthed by an ex Sydney University! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it, though if it’s something...

  A novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it. ___ Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes. Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, I WILL get back to you! It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you… Full transcript after the...

In this femdom podcast, a novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it. ___ Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes. Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, I WILL get back to you! It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you… Full transcript after the...

  In this episode of ‘Ferns does Q&A’, we have the following: What is your star sign? Teletubbies question :P What do you think of ‘Steak and Blowjob’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!] Have you tried sploshing? Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’ Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!! Women on vanilla dating sites: what the f**k? Do you...

In this episode of ‘Ferns does femdom podcasting’, we have the following: What is your star sign? Teletubbies question :P What do you think of ‘Steak and B*****b’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!] Have you tried sploshing? Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’ Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!! Women on vanilla dating sites: what the...

  All the audio porn! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. In this one, I address the following reader questions: How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)? How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub? Have you been in a relationship with someone who had a kink that was a hard limit? Solicitation from a 69(heh) year old in Florida Kidnapping...

All the audio porn! The Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. In this one, I address the following reader questions: How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)? How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub? Have you been in a relationship with someone who had a kink that was a hard limit? Solicitation from a 69(heh) year old in Florida Kidnapping...

  This Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes. In this one, I answer the following reader questions: Offers of gifts: what would you do? What qualities do you like about your regular readers? Tasks for a sissy slut? Should he talk to a friend of 20 years about his desires? Have you read or seen ‘The Book of Revelation’? What did you think of it? How important is training (of a dominant)? Can a virgin be a dom? Where can I get BDSM toys and outfits? (I mentioned frugaldomme.com in...

Subscribe: iTunes ___ This is an experiment in podcasting *smile*. The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and while some of my old audio clips have made it into the podcast, this is the first brand new one. There will be at least one more and then I will see how I feel about it. The questions I answered include: How can I make receiving anal sex more domly? Have you ever fed a man with your feet? I laughed a lot in here: you’ll have to listen to see why… Shy about being...

This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips… I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex. ___ I like the pet name ‘baby’. It’s not because I infantalise my submissive. It’s because to me it communicates sex and caring and sweetness, all of those. I was...

For Mystic: Her favourite poem. Because she would ask me why I loved her by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932) If questioning would make us wise No eyes would ever gaze in eyes; If all our tale were told in speech No mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh And love not bound in hearts of flesh No aching breasts would yearn to meet And find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that lives and knows The secret powers by which he grows? Were knowledge...

Yes, really! *laugh* Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview. It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals. How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??! No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak...

I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June. I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something I liked better seemed like too much work. So I stalled some more. But here it is, a piece that...

I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post. I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, or myself. But this time, I am all about the encouragement!!! So here it is, the high point of my 20 minutes on...

I am still working through the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post (you didn’t think I’d forgotten did you?!). This is a reading of The couch, a gentle and incredibly sweet scenario I wrote about quite a while ago. https://www.domme-chronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-couch1.mp3 — This recording courtesy of a request by: slapshot Copyright © 2008-2018. Ferns, Domme Chronicles You are reading The couch: Audio reading by Ferns from Domme Chronicles. ...

This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously. I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling. Enjoy. — Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I...