“Bleach…….funniest one yet! 👏👏👏
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity….….would you capture it or just miss……again?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, legs spaghetti………..but he keeps on forgetting and fallin down, the whole crowd goes so………quiet.
He’s chokin, how everybody’s jokin now. The clocks run out, times up, over the bar!
He’s so sad but he won’t give up……..
You only get ten shots, do not miss them all and blow….
Bleach your hair and lose yourself in the floodlights
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got…….left.
You can do anything you set your mind to man
So just remember Stamford, Bamford, and go get your hat-trick, Patrick.
Some (light-hearted) offence intended. Stick with it, and stay with us. Please. MOT Mr B 👊”
Mr Chimps via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/17/23