After covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education. 

Christine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await.

Chris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration.

On this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten.

Christine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov!

Christine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Google

YouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll).

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers.

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career.

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterA

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by transgender activist, model, and writer Corey Rae! The questions come fast and furious as Corey shares her amazing life story from hating boys' toys as a child to eventually beginning her transition. For more Corey Rae: IG: @imcoreyrae Web: http://www.coreyrae.com/ Twitter: @CoreyRae3

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by personal trainer Cody Taggart and registered dietitian Whitney Catalano for a fierce debate about dieting vs. exercise. Also, Christine and Chris not-so-subtly try to set them up on a date.

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Lyft Driver "Kyle", who has some absolutely insane tales to tell. Backseat sex, anyone?

Christine & Chris are joined in the studio by Round Table TV hosts/influencers Evan DC, Patric RT, and Rob-City. Listen to Chris and Christine learn what a hypebeast is, the history of hypebeast clothing labels, and just how white Christine actually is. You can check out more RTTV content at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9T0y46uK5FzJT-8tLBFeQ

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Los Angeles personal trainer Cody Taggart. Listen to Cody's inspiring life journey while Christine and Chris debate the perfect male calf size and how to train animated cartoon characters. Please be sure to check out Cody's Instagram: @cody_taggart

Christine and Chris are again joined in the studio by adult film actress Edyn Blair for Part 2 of this amazing interview. This special 2-part series includes tales of custom porn videos, the shocking amount of preparation necessary for a film shoot, and even the finer details about Edyn's gag reflex. Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about the adult film industry.

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by exotic dancer/adult film actress/certified dog trainer Edyn Blair. This special 2-part interview includes tales of strip club shenanigans, how pole-dancing is basically the same as high intensity interval training, and even a very special moment where Chris learns what a cuckold is! Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about exotic dancing and the porn industry.

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Registered Dietician Whitney Catalano. They talk about eating intuitively, why diets suck, and how "fat" shouldn't be a bad word. Come for the serious talk regarding nutrition and body image, stay for the lengthy discussion about Chris pooping four times a day.

Christine and Chris take the Myers-Briggs Personality Test! Find out about their deepest darkest secrets, their psychological preferences, and how Chris is really sad that he can't simply fart whenever he wants to. Also, check out the new "Don't Mess" YouTube channel for this week's latest RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by licensed sexologist Shan Boody (Shannon Boodram). They discuss Christine's asexuality, Chris' undefined sexuality, and how labels are really only for other people; not yourself. Come for the laughs, stay for the sexy talk about avocados. Also, check out the new Don't Mess YouTube channel for this week's RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ

Christine is joined in her studio by her new co-host, YouTuber and comedian Chris Klemens! They sing songs, interrupt each other, and talk about the evolving format of the podcast now that Chris has joined the insanity.

Christine is joined in the studio by Stef Sanjati, a Canadian trans vlogger and YouTube personality who specializes in makeup tutorials, video games, and Arts/Culture. They discuss Toronto, trans issues, why they love video game violence, and finally their thoughts on Canadian bagged milk. (it's a real thing)

Christine is joined in the studio by YouTube comedians and former Vine stars Carly and Erin. They talk about crazy fans, super-nice U.S. Postal Service employees, and why Christine hates cats.

Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, Comedian, and former Vine star Cody Ko. They talk about Cody's podcast, the method to his YouTube reaction videos, and how he took the trauma of shattering a 60-inch flatscreen TV as a sign that he should never play video games ever again. Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh and TalkSpace.

Christine is joined in the studio by Nikki Limo & Steve Green, the hosts of the Castbox/Studio71 "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast! They talk about Nikki & Steve's recent wedding, their epic live-stream wedding prank, and how Christine prefers being at home petting her dog to interacting with other humans. To listen to the "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast, here are the links: Link to Apple: http://bit.ly/STDTYAPod Link to CastBox: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodCB