Episodes
No guests this time, just me, your host, weaving tales of everyday humor and the spellbinding allure of Eurovision's upcoming spectacle. Join me as we celebrate life's quirky beats and the enchanting rhythm of the world's most vibrant music competition. As we segue from domestic tales to the grand stage of Eurovision 2024, I'm buzzing with anticipation over the creative stage designs that promise to wrap us in an immersive performance experience. Imagine Rammstein setting the stage ablaze...
Published 01/03/24
Join the celebration as we infuse the Christmas Day spirit with a good dose of humor and swirl the rumor about Dannii Minogue on the Eurovision stage, Regardless of whether your holiday haul meets your wish list, I'm here to remind you to honor your fabulousness and sprinkle your days with kindness and hope.  Cheers to keeping the holidays "sweet and dangly," and to embracing the unique joy in each and every day. Support the show#eurovision
Published 12/25/23
Ever wondered how to sprinkle a little Eurovision sparkle onto your Christmas playlist? Tune in and join the merry mayhem as we explore the latest holiday hits from our favorite Eurovision stars, from Teya and Selena's cheeky "Ho Ho Ho" to Subwoofer's macabre "I Think I Killed Rudolph".  Plus, we can barely contain our excitement as we drop tantalizing teasers about what’s in store for Eurovision 2024. From the call for volunteers at Malmo to a comedic suggestion for coping with the...
Published 12/20/23
Are your Eurovision senses tingling? Ours certainly are, as we dish on the exciting news that Australia is confirmed to compete in Eurovision 2024! Yes, you heard it here first - we're back, bringing our creativity and passion to the international stage. As if that wasn't thrilling enough, we've got the scoop on the recently announced writers for the 68th Eurovision Song Contest,  Strap in as we speculate on the potential hosts for Eurovision 2024. Could it be? Do we dare we dream, ABBA?...
Published 12/11/23
Who will be hosting Eurovision 2024 - could it be the return of our beloved Petra and Mans? Brace yourself for a surprising reveal of the potential Hollywood host that was once in the running! Eurovision 2016, where initial chatter pointed towards a   Hollywood star as the potential the host. But the pendulum swung in favor of fan-favorites Petra and Mans, who delivered an unforgettable performance of "Peace, peace, love, love". This performance was so iconic, it amassed more views on...
Published 12/04/23
Ever had one of those days where you lock yourself out of your house...twice? Well, buckle up because in our latest episode, I share my hilarious (and unfortunate) adventures in home security and lock-picking, complete with a surprise cameo from a German locksmith. The tale features a desperate sprint, a bottle of booze, hot chips, and a pirate hat used in a way it was definitely not intended to be!  But don't worry, we swap locksmith woes for Eurovision joys, as we unveil some...
Published 11/27/23
Are you curious about the secrets behind the slogans of the Eurovision Song Contest? Ever wondered why the 2024 slogan is a carbon copy of the 2023 one? We'll unearth the historical and sexual undertones that are often hidden behind these catchy phrases.  . So, get onboard, add to the conversation, and let's unravel the Eurovision enigma together! Support the show#eurovision
Published 11/20/23
Are you ready for a deep dive into a potpourri of thought-provoking topics? Let's chat about the liberating joy of removing your bra after a long day, and what's happening in Eurovision land. We're also looking at the serious side of life, with Iceland in a state of emergency due to a volcanic eruption. Wondering just how you can lend a helping hand? Tune in for some creative suggestions.   What's more, we'll delve into why Kylie Minogue is our dream Eurovision performer. On a lighter note,...
Published 11/13/23
Get set for a lively look at Eurovision! We ponder the economic aspects of hosting the grand Eurovision Song Contest, the potential struggle for smaller cities, and the staggering budgets some nations willingly invest. It's a serious look at the balancing act between grandeur and affordability, and we question if a lower budget Eurovision could lead to a unique resurgence of originality..  Moving on, we journey to the mesmerizing land of Sweden, and an unexpected pest control hero. We also...
Published 11/06/23
Ever wonder why we dress up as ghouls and goblins to solicit candy from our neighbors once a year? Ready to sink your teeth into the riveting history of one of the most adored and feared creatures of the night? In our Halloween special, we take a broomstick ride back in time, tracing the origins of our current Halloween traditions Succumb to the mesmerizing notes of Lordi's 'Hard Rock Hallelujah', and raise a glass to DJ Bobo's 'Vampires are Alive' - a timeless Halloween classic.  No garlic...
Published 10/31/23
Are you ready to rip the lid off some eyebrow-raising stories and best-kept secrets? Get set for a whirlwind ride with us on the Douze Points Podcast as we juggle between the uproarious world of OnlyFans, the exhilaration of the forthcoming Eurovision, and the lesser-known facts about traveling to Sweden. Brace yourself for a juicy tale about an OnlyFans creator that will have you in stitches and cringing at the same time. Fancy attending Eurovision? We've got you covered .  Shifting gears,...
Published 10/23/23
Want to know the maiden crushing history of Malmo, and your quickest route to Amsterdam's famed Sex Museum? We've got you covered! We'll be your trusty guides as you gain some surprising insights about Malmo's naming history (hint: it involves a girl and a mill). We promise you'll be entertained, educated, and maybe even a bit bewildered by the journey.  So, why not take a break from the mundane and join us on this whirlwind tour of history, humor, and a heaping helping of hope? Trust us;...
Published 10/16/23
It's time to mark your calendars, friends! Would you believe that the Eurovision Song Contest is just around the corner, this May? We're sounding the alarm early; don't let the last-minute rush catch you off guard, secure that time off work for your Eurovision viewing party and, more importantly, the recovery days that follow. This isn't just for those lucky enough to attend in person in Malamo, Sweden - it's essential planning even for those of us watching from our comfy couches at...
Published 10/06/23
This week we discuss the recent cancer diagnosis of Danny Estrin, the phenomenal lead vocalist of Voyager and we discover the impact of cancer on some of our beloved Eurovision stars like Olivia Newton-John, who, despite their personal battles, became fierce advocates for cancer awareness and research.  Their stories serve as a reminder of the importance of vigilance and regular screenings, emphasizing that early detection could be a life-saver. Support the show#eurovision
Published 09/26/23
Ever wondered why Eurovision songs are capped at three minutes? Curious about the origin of this rule? You're in luck! This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey back to 1956 when there were no such limit. We discuss the impact of Italy's record-breaking five-minute and nine-second song in 1957 that shaped the rules of today's Eurovision contest. But wait, we don't stop there. Brace yourselves as we venture into the hypothetical world of a six-hour-long Eurovision Grand Final! Envision...
Published 09/18/23
Ever stared into the abyss of fame, the one riddled with obsessive stalkers and a violated sense of privacy? Join us, as we venture into this unnerving territory with our revealing discussion on the stalking nightmare endured by 2009 Eurovision winner, Alexander Rybak. Ranging from relentless emails to unsolicited house visits, we shed light on Alexander's struggle, as well as the extreme extents celebrity stalkers can go to. Accompany us as we delve into the song 'Leave Me Alone', a poignant...
Published 09/08/23
TRIGGER WARNING. This episode mentions assault.  Imagine a group of individuals caught in the throes of a brutal conflict, yet daring to dream of grace, unity, and music. Picture them battling the uncertainties of war, armed only with the power of song. This episode chronicles the remarkable journey of Muhammad Fazlagic and  band Fazla, who amidst the horrors of the Bosnian war, prepared for the most unconventional resistance - an attempt to represent Bosnia on the Eurovision stage.  We...
Published 09/01/23
You're about to embark on a riveting journey deep into the heart of Eurovision. Get ready to discover the incredible determination and resilience of the participants in the 1993 event, where post-Soviet Union and Yugoslavia nations vied for just three spots on the famed Millstreet stage.   So, tune in as we celebrate the undying spirit and passion that make Eurovision more than just a music contest. Support the show
Published 08/31/23
What does it mean to truly be a Eurovision fan? Such a simple question, yet it sparked an elaborate discussion.. It's not about memorizing all 1,600 songs nor is it about watching the contest year after year. If you love the Eurovision, you're a fan - as straightforward as that. But wait, there's more to this episode. We're taking you on a journey through some of the most iconic Eurovision performances, from Svetlana Lobada's incredible act to Loreen's infamous crab walk. All these diverse...
Published 08/19/23
Everyone deserves the right to love and to be loved, yet, a terrifying trend of hatred and rights violations against the LGBTIA+ community is sweeping across the globe. Shockingly, this isn't just an isolated issue - from the USA to Australia, these acts of hate are widespread. We're here to break it down, discussing the fear-mongering tactics being used. But this isn't just about the LGBTIA+ community. This affects us all, and we'll explore why it's imperative for everyone to stand up, to be...
Published 08/13/23
Have you ever thought how animals can create unforgettable moments in a live music show like Eurovision? Well, in this hilarious episode, we're reflecting on some of the most unique and memorable animal-inspired moments in Eurovision history. We'll start with a hilarious tale from 2016 when Belarus petitioned to perform nude with wolves on stage - yes, you heard that right! We'll also travel back in time to recall some of the most outrageous performances, like Island's Dustin the Turkey...
Published 08/12/23
Are LED light-up pants the future of Eurovision? Join us as we chat with Alex Canion, the powerhouse bass guitarist from the Australian band Voyager, who gives us a peek behind the curtain into their Eurovision 2023 journey. He pulls back the veil on the extraordinary costs associated with creating a killer performance for this global stage. He candidly discusses the band's electrifying impact on Semi-Final 2, saving it from becoming a borefest, and even playfully contemplates the idea of...
Published 07/26/23
Ever wondered how AI's been shaking up the music industry? Picture this: AI crafting lyrics, as innovative as David Bowie using the William S. Burroughs Cut method in his prime! We're turning the spotlight on Eurovision this time, dissecting the 2020 AI contest winner, the stunning Australian entry ‘Beautiful the World’, and the deliciously irreverent runner-up from Germany. It's a whirlwind tour into the blend of music and technology that's redefining what we know of entertainment...
Published 07/23/23
Liz finds something to believe in by the side of the road and you won't believe who! We also get far too emotionally involved with British Rom Com's  and take some bad castle invasion advice from Blue! Support the show
Published 07/19/23
Liz lives some of the sad songs of Eurovision, as she is rear ended by a stranger and waves goodbye to her first love. Will she finally get her hot chips? Support the show
Published 07/09/23