Episodes
Dr. Fix Me meets Jeff Anthony, a murderer with an identity crisis. Charlie, The Cleaner,  chimes in with an offer to help Jeff out of his predicament. Today’s episode is sponsored by Raw Sienna Peach with Cray-yolo! Finally, Detective Cucumbelina reveals Jeff Anthony’s real name. Cast: Shawn Mayer, Kelsey Clay, Jennifer Prescott, Riza Mae Enriquez, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL Watch episodes of Dr. Fix Me Live! on...
Published 02/11/23
Dr. Fix Me’s uncles Rick and Dick  return to express their anger at him for ruining their joint weddings. Today’s episode is sponsored by Sonny Francis with Cookie Cakes R Us. Finally, IRS agent Baelor D. Jones explains why the uncles may be in legal trouble.Cast: Ari Levin, Adam Joel, Bruce Phillips, Lou Garcia, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL Watch episodes of Dr. Fix Me Live! on...
Published 02/04/23
Dr. Fix Me meets First Lord Verecocious Tefinition, a religious leader and founder of the First Church of Forgotten Memories, who has lost his acolyte, Raymundo. Least Lesser Stripling (3rd Degree) Sacrificial Boy joins the show to explain why Raymundo departed from the church. Today’s episode is sponsored by Great King Smelbaad, of the kingdom of Ass, who wants to enlist more recruits into his army. Finally, doctor (student) Anna Fried (memorologist, hypnotist, server) offers an insightful...
Published 01/30/23
Dr. Fix Me meets Detective Dylan Dangler, a workaholic who cast away everyone in their life to apprehend and imprison notorious kingpin Robert Hunt. The Kingpin, Robert “Do You Wanna Get Killed” Hunt, joins the show to explain how he escaped prison. Today’s episode is sponsored by Brittany Planet with Planet Fitness. Finally, Dangler’s partner, Jimmy, ambushes the show to expose the truth of Dangler’s relationship with The Kingpin.  Cast: Margaret Hunsicker, Sean Koch, Kate Grogan, Chirag...
Published 01/14/23
Due to a booking error, Dr. Fix Me only has sponsors on today’s episode. Dr. Fix Me first meets Rhonda from Rhonda’s Pies, a restauranteur who wants people to know she sells pizza. Today’s episode is also sponsored by fellow podcaster Ms. Go Fix Yourself, who has a disturbing past with Dr. Fix Me. And lastly, Pinchi Puta of the Godly Publishing Company returns to advertise their latest publication, “Are You My Surrogate?” Cast: Nicole Kemper, Jessica Noble, EJ Huerta, and Michael Kim Lewis as...
Published 01/07/23
Dr. Fix Me meets Ted C., who is afraid to confront his younger brother over the family inheritance. Santa Claus joins the show to explain how he is “top dog.” Today’s episode is sponsored by Sandy C. with Uncle Yuk Yuk’s Funporium. And finally, conspiracy theory expert Patriot C. offers advice.  Cast: Wes Davis, Joshua Zuar, Jay Sukow, Lauren Levine, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL Watch episodes of Dr. Fix Me Live! on...
Published 12/28/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Tanner Jankins, who misses being possessed by a particular demon. Tanner’s coworker, Sherry Smith, explains why the demon, Franklin “Franky” Kincaid, has moved on. Today’s episode is sponsored by Public Information Officer Martin Bodine of the NSA with “Numericon 7.” (Or, at least, I think that is the sponsor. I forget. This is producer Gary, and I can’t remember much. It feels like someone took control of me for a brief moment.) Today’s expert is Deputy Director of Demonic...
Published 12/03/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Sheila, who disapproves of her twin’s recent change in behavior. Sheila’s twin sister, Kayla, joins the show to explain what she took from her time in Australia. Today’s show is brought to you by Ryan Baker with Disembodied Female Computer Voice. And finally, Anthony Alexander from Foreign Repo Experts Inc. joins the show to repossess a joey.  Cast: Christina Salesberry, Jessica Noble, Chris George, Joe Gianni and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Recorded in front of a live...
Published 11/26/22
Dr. Fix Me meets William Johnson who despises his nickname, “Small Willie.” William sets out to embarrass his parents, but his older brother, Big Billy "Big Boi" Johnson, crashes the show to bully him further. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lyle Pendergast with Amorous Allusions. And finally, an exhausted Dr. Sigmund Freud offers surprisingly conservative advice.  Cast: Michael Wirkowski, Jennifer Prescott, Christian Torres, Shawn Mayer, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr....
Published 11/19/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Greg, who is unsettled by the new members of his polycule. Dr. Fix Me Head Producer Abernathy joins the show to represent the half of producers who love and support their boss. Today’s episode is sponsored by Better Help.cum by Lover’s Lane. And finally, Mertle, Greg’s mom, offers advice to her “Gregums.” Cast: Robby Appleton, Ali Khan, Chirag Rathod, Molly Ruffner, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, IL Watch...
Published 11/12/22
Dr. Fix Me is surprised when his twin uncles, Rick and Dick Fix Me, appear on the show. They wonder why Dr. Fix Me is absent from their “Uncles in Paradise” themed birthday party. Today’s episode is sponsored by Thad Patterson with V.O.W. Last, but not least, professional waterskier Johnny Bartlett offers advice on how to be a better nephew.  Cast: Adam Joel, Ari Levin, Robby Appleton, Leah Slater, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln Lodge in...
Published 11/05/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Edminton Nazareth who wishes to be treated like royalty. Edminton’s Aunt Pamela joins the show to discuss how well she treats her canine clients at her doggy daycare center, Pamela’s Pampered Pooches. Today’s episode is sponsored by APR: Ass Polyp Removal. Get your polyps removed today! And lastly we are joined by Staci, someone who knows what it is like to be treated like royalty.  Cast: Byron Dow, Lauren Levine, Nick Demos, Joshua Zuar, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix...
Published 10/29/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Emily Spudnik, who wants a leading role in the local production of Beauty and the Beast. Damiana Z. Spielburg, Diretorix Majora Ph.D., joins the show to explain her unique directorial approach to the classic musical. Today’s episode is sponsored by Jen from the Forestburg West Community Center Theater, who wants to cast Emily as the lead in all of their productions for the season. Lastly, we are joined by “The guy in every male part in every show since 1991,“ (aka “Mr. Deep...
Published 10/22/22
Dr. Fix Me meets SammIE, the precocious president of the Delta Epsilon Alpha Delta sorority, who fears for her life. Not only has she received a death threat, but she has also been escorted to an unknown location. HildIE, a fellow sorority sister, joins the show to elaborate how nepotism may be the reason for SammIE’s swift ascension to political power. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lisa Arkansas with Let It Go’s latest product: Gogu. Finally, JeanIE WinklebeanIE, president of the National...
Published 10/15/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Roddie Redringer who not only seeks fame, but also wants to defame someone else. Onlyfans.com star Scott Says joins the show to explain his relationship with Roddie. Today’s episode is sponsored by Klein from the Law Offices of Davis, Davis, & Klein. Finally, “Simon” gets to the root of Scott’s insecurities and suggests a miraculous way to boost Roddie’s fame. Cast: Joshua Zuar, Byron Dow, Lauren Levine, Toby Gastler, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to...
Published 10/08/22
Dr. Fix Me meets a detective named Detective Guy who needs help tracking down a killer. Capitan Man offers witness testimony and insight as dock security. Today’s episode is sponsored by Talent Rep, who is in search of new talent to represent. Finally, Grand Master, owner of The Downtown Tae Kwon Do dojo in Philadelphia, brings us closer to understanding the true nature of this mysterious killer. Cast: Nick Demos, Shawn Mayer, Jennifer Prescott, Lou Garcia, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix...
Published 10/01/22
Celebrating one year of live shows at Chicago’s The Lincoln Lodge, Dr. Fix Me meets Eddie Von Thunderburgh. In a “reverse Shark Tank” scenario, Eddie wishes for a new idea from Dr. Fix Me to reinvigorate his family’s wealth and status.  Josiah Van Fleet, from the League of Dutch Inventors, accuses Eddie of copyright theft. This live anniversary episode is sponsored by Funky Brewster with Riot Fest. Finally, retired professional thief Mr. Ocean offers tips on how to steal hearts. Cast: Colin...
Published 09/24/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Art, a hand model, who cannot tolerate his manicurist’s voice. Madison, the manicurist, joins the show to explain her business relationship with Art. Today’s episode is sponsored by Lurlene’s Vegan Fur Palace. Finally, voice maestro Bucky Bruce Kennedy Jr. chimes in with his own vocal technique to change Madison’s voice.  Cast: Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, Tammy Rozofsky, Aaron Shore, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets to Dr. Fix Me Live! at The Lincoln...
Published 09/17/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Bruce Wills, star of the documentary series, The Medium, who feels unaccepted by the community of original content creators at Netflix. Teenage ghost Hailey Joel joins the show to confirm Bruce's spiritual abilities. This live episode is brought to you by Big Bertha's Bits and Bobs. Finally, the ghost of Bruce Wills' future makes an appearance to offer a warning to his past self. Cast: Ali Kahn, Sean Koch, Barb Jackson, Steve Freeto, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get...
Published 09/10/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Ritchie, a hotel concierge, who has issues with his mother in-law. Nicole-et, Ritchie’s mother in-law, defends her reasons for why she controls every aspect of his life, including his sperm production. Today’s episode is sponsored by Pinchi Puta of Godly Swearing Inc. are her Dictionary of Diluted Swearing. Finally, social worker and Ritchie’s ex, Mamori, offers insight and advice on how to escape Nicole-et’s clutches.  Cast: Joe Gianni, Jennifer Prescott, EJ Huerta, Rizamae...
Published 09/04/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Stacy Cheatham who does not like being called a scumbag by her closest friends. A member of her "Hateful 8," Aaha'ooma'ana'manah'kaa-7 (AKA Clint), warns us of the impending doom of our planet. Today's live episode is sponsored by Rush Adams and his "Sniffies," a party-grade indrustrial VCR cleaner. Finally, friendship expert French Boy R. D. joins the show to sniff out pheromones that will help Staci's relationships.  Cast: Emerald Catron, Peyton Brown, Tuxford Turner, Sean...
Published 08/27/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Dan Anonymous, a recovering alcoholic, who is annoyed by his sponsee’s inane questions. Jim Anonymous joins the show with his incessant curiosities, which range from adorable to offensive. Today’s episode is sponsored by Steve with Daddy’s Hands. Finally, Alcoholics Anonymous expert Mr. Johannesburg offers advice on how to self-stimulation can help overcome alcoholism. Cast: Joshua Zuar, Byron Dow, Lauren Levine, Miles Potter and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Get Tickets...
Published 08/21/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Lil Miss Chastity Marshals, the reigning queen of the Illinois Junior Pageant Circuit 2022, brought to you by Tom Wood Ford.  Lil Miss Chastity claims her tiara has been withheld from her by the former winner, Lil Mister TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx joins the show to explain why he retains the coveted crown. Today’s live episode is sponsored by Mateo Mondavi and the Somelier Summer Camp at the Mandavi Estate in Napa Valley. Finally, Tom Wood of Tom Wood Ford advises the importance of...
Published 08/13/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Millicent Tiddly-T**t-Jones, a renown author of children’s books, who is looking for love. Chad Thompson, one of Dr. Fix Me’s own sound engineers, seizes the opportunity to win Ms. Tiddly-T**t-Jones’s affection. This episode is sponsored by Gerry Atkins and her no-longer-needed prescription drugs. Finally, Dr. Fustriano (AKA Dr. F**k) offers advice on how to have more effective relationships. Cast: Jennifer Prescott, Kelsey Clay, Katie Taylor, Tom Hannigan, and Michael Kim...
Published 08/08/22
Dr. Fix Me meets Mitch Broke, who accuses the doctor of bullying him in grade school. Is early onset alcoholism to blame for Dr. Fix Me’s behavior? This episode is sponsored by Curtiss Quinton Niles Jayjohn and his Appalachia Organic Bait & Tackle. And finally, Mitch’s mother, Janet Schmidt-Broke, joins the show to suggest how this problem may be fixed.  Cast: Joe Gianni, Alkan Sezginis, Leah Slater, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Watch live episodes of Dr. Fix Me on...
Published 07/30/22