“Hey Stuart.
Tom. You know what you did.
So, I heard about your podcast and I have to say, I used to like it. Now I’m stuck in a dungeon with “Acererak loves his mommy” written in big, bold lettering on the roof of a big cavern in the middle of the dungeon. I don’t know what or who an Acererak is, but I’m sure you’ll talk more about it soon. You better, because I was loving this podcast so much that I bought a teleportation scroll off of Amasmodeus.com, thinking that I could duplicate your adventures. Imagine the shock I received when I fell into a stank pit such as this. It’s filled with troglodytes and eels and I think there’s a Beholder in the back. So, to keep you up to date: your days seem great. Mine, on the other hand, are filled with me stealing lizard eggs and having them with breakfast with some Ghour bacon and Beholder cheese (at least I keep convincing myself that it was bacon and cheese. I think the cheese was screaming when I ate it. Unless that was me...) No matter. Stuart, if you could drop me a line through your little magic mirror thing and get me back home, I’d really appreciate it. My wife is probably worried sick and has been dealing with two kids under the age of ten without me. At first it was nice to be away, but I think a local bugbear has been flirting with me and she “gave me the eye.” No. Really. She gave me an eyeball. That’s got to mean something, and whatever it is I am not into it.
Either way. I’m sending you this with hope and haste. Whatever the result, FIVE STARS. Please get me home before the Beholder finds out that I took his cheese.”
Daddychainmail via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/23/20