Episodes
[Originally recorded Sunday, April 5, 2020] This week Adam and Bryon discuss quarantine birthdays, spouses sleeping in separate beds, and bad movie titles.
Published 06/19/20
This week Adam and Bryon talk about…a bunch of stuff. None of it was all that memorable. Adam had no energy and dragged the show down like the walking boat anchor he is. I mean, just let the incoherent unfunny rambling speak for itself.
Published 06/13/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss Bryon’s odd allergy combo, over-indulgence, and Canadian cuisine.
Published 05/22/20
This week Chris is back with his sassy brand of off-color comedy *Explosions* And you won’t believe what happens next! Ohhh boy, you shouldn’t even be reading this, just go listen to the episode.
Published 05/14/20
This week the Adam and Bryon talk about quarantine cleaning, far-north Canadians, and misheard lyrics.
Published 05/08/20
This week the Adam and Bryon talk about expired food stores, mushrooms growing through floors, homeownership, and a bunch of other stuff to fill in those sweet little gaps. We recommend listening from the beginning to the end.
Published 05/03/20
This week the Adam and Bryon melt in each other’s mouths. I had to type that last bit out a bunch until the squiggles go away, so if my first sentence is punctuated incorrectly, blame the computer. If computers ever come for me, best believe I’m finna blast a twelve-gauge slug at they m**********n’ chest. Also, I don’t care how “well-crafted” and “high tech” these robots are, water will still f**k them up. It just will. That’s why I’ve been saving up for a fire truck of my very own. That way,...
Published 04/24/20
This week the Adam, Bryon, and Chris show up with their average penises and talk about Terry Fox, Forest Punch Dancing, the 90’s explosion of child-friendly violence, Anime culture. After the mics turned off the boys stripped down bare and made a naked human filth pile.
Published 04/18/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss annoying endangered animals, Tiger King, and the EHAP Tarantino challenge.
Published 04/10/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss boats, butthole problems, and taking chances with wild animals.
Published 04/03/20
This week, what the f**k do you think we talk about? Oh, do we talk about this season of The Masked Singer? Really? Are you retarded? No, we talk about the same f*****g thing that everyone is talking about. We also talk about a second baby boom (but dumber), the Spanish Flu, and wacky dads.
Published 03/26/20
This week Adam and Chris throw away the rule book and discuss the new world.
Published 03/20/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss apparel, summer flings, and sex noises.
Published 03/13/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss sexual misconduct, U.S politics, and Pearl Jam fandom.
Published 03/07/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss ocean exploration, game show life cycles, and worldwide surveillance.
Published 02/27/20
This week Adam, Bryon, Chris, discuss creepy crushes, whore’s baths, ceramic cats, and the lottery.
Published 02/20/20
This week Adam and Bryon talk about childhood toys, dying in outhouses, and boats.
Published 02/14/20
This week Adam and Bryon talk about highway accidents, weird porn, and passing the five-year mark in podcasting.
Published 02/11/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss the wrangler life, letting go of haunted furniture, and bringing back a dormant podcast.
Published 01/30/20
Well, hold on to your but plugs! It’s the original recipe Coca-Cola duo—Adam and Bryon! That’s right we’re back to the original Classic recipe of Coca-Cola. The two discuss polar vortexes, antiperspirants, and then jump into some improvisational comedy.
Published 01/23/20
This week Adam and Bryon discuss blacking out, fishing shows, and dead dogs.
Published 01/17/20
This week on the proge, Adam is completely and totally and well-recorded-ly abandoned. He finds his way through it by the major news of amazing tech coming out this month. He also discusses and plays Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe monologue. Now git in here!
Published 01/09/20
Merry Christmas to all. The time is upon us! It's time for the 5th Annual Everyone Has A Podcast X-MAS Special! Come check it out. it's fun.
Published 12/25/19
This week is the first of two holiday specials to come. Join Adam, David and Nick for the fourth instalment of 3 Cocks and a Pot. In this episode the guys discuss planning, preparation, and execution of a holiday meal. Topics include creating a game plan, cooking a turkey, preparing that perfect stuffing, side dishes, and desserts. Recipes: Nick’s Homemade Cranberry Sauce 1/2 c dark sugar (more or less to taste) 2 large oranges, zested and juiced (1 cup of juice) 1 lemon, zested and...
Published 12/20/19
This week the boys discuss s****y sequels, Mott the Hoople covers, and racist accents.
Published 12/14/19