Episode 84, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss Instagram frenemies. Zach revisits fifth grade try-outs. And Zac forgets what cash (money) is. Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard: PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244 Or do so digitally:[email protected] Show Notes: Custom Cookies - Sugar on the Side Bleachers - Gone Now on Apple Music GSN - Friend or Foe (TV Series The Friend or Foe, herself “Thirty and flirty and thriving.” Star Wars: Medieval Collection EP on Apple...

Episode 83, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to cut out friends and foes. They share some pointless purchases. Also, Zac is ambivalent about identity theft. Looking for links? Us too: maybe use a better podcast app — or check out our website, for now.

Episode 82 you remember it . . . Zach learns how to put swing in tree [sic]. Zac outlines the deals that occur after a garage sale is over. Also, Zach sees a black hole — or at least a crack. Looking for links? Us too: maybe use a better podcast app — or check out our website, for now.

Episode 81, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach go to a pizza parlor. Zac has to use chopsticks. And Zach has to deal with the power company. Looking for links? Us too: maybe use a better podcast app — or check out our website, for now.

Episode 80, you remember it . . . Zach has a mouse in his house. Zac goes to brunch twice. Also, f**k trains and mulch.

Episode 79, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach spread misinformation about COVID vaccines. Zac gets his coffee stolen. Also, prepare for a ‘previously on’ extravaganza.

Episode 78, you remember it . . . the dog dad (Zach) and dog uncle (Zac) take care of some sick pups. Zach tries to update his Kindle beside his son’s bespoke bed. And Zac learns how to steal someone’s dignity.

Episode 77, you remember it . . . Zac orders in person and online, but neither work out. Zach buys a car for $400 — *dead ass.* Also, they both overthink pre-orders for AirTag.

Episode 76, you remember it . . . Zach bets it all on the house — rather the foundation. Zac is on EDT but his interviewers supposedly are not. And Zach is a thalassophobiak but also (an internet) cuck.

Episode 75, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to run in front of strangers. Zach plays his PS5 while home alone. Also, they uncover Zach’s (porn) alter ego.

Episode 74, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach ethically debate when to get COVID vaccines. Zach embarks upon a puzzling quest. Also, Zac shares his idea for Shark Tank.

Episode 73, you remember it . . . Zac gets a CT Scan — with contrast. Zach discusses sports and March Badness. Also, Zac gripes about people who instigate a “Cheers!” 

Episode 72, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach talk about how much the algorithm knows. Zach gets his denim repaired. Also, Zac ‘supposably’ calls for a boycott of dictionary.com

Episode 71, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach have car trouble. Zach shakes somebody’s hand wrong. And Zac dismantles a smoke alarm.

Episode 70, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to game the resume writing racket. Zac contemplates calling in, out or off. And Zach needs a VPN to spend money safely.

Episode 69, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach return to the dentist. Zac eats and drives while critiquing constructioneers. And Zach’s furnace fails.

Episode 68, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach are valued app customers. They reinvent the supposed strip mall. And Zach gets sick during the Super Bowl.

Episode 67, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach get duped by Robinhood. Zach details his restaurant grading system. And Zac confuses the CVS guy.

Episode 66, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach belittle friends that don’t know proper texting etiquette. Zac plays the credit game to find a new credit card. And Zach’s new kitchen appliances are in the mail.

Episode 65, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach won’t take down their Christmas trees. Zac recalls some favorite childhood treats. And Zach wants to make cock-sucking cool again.

Episode 64, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach join the government watch lists when trying to understand Cryptocurrency. Zac revisits the sushi section at the supermarket. And Zach really hates styrofoam.

Episode 63, you remember it . . . Zac dog sits because he can’t fathom babysitting. Zach goes to the ER but considers the consequences. And they no longer have a CCO.

Episode 62, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach declare some so-called resolutions because it has been a year. Zach says ‘honestly’ too much. And Chuck-E-Cheese makes a special (previously on) appearance.

Episode 61, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach reminisce about their favorite Christmas traditions. They discuss mornings — both good and bad. Plus, it’s time for the annual gift exchange.

Episode 60, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach invent their own coffee shop by critiquing others. Zach experiences a ‘slept’ McDonald’s. Also, there is some temporary sadness.