“I feel I would be remiss not to tell this joke after listening to roughly five minutes of snail stories.
A guy is sitting at home and hears a knock on his door. He opens the door, looks down, and sees a snail. The snail says “Hi, would you like to save $200 a year on your cable bill?” Filled with rage, the guy kicks the snail down the driveway.
Two years later.
The guy hears another knock at his door. He opens the door, looks down, and sees the snail. The snail says “What THE %*#! was that about?!””
AlwaysRising via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/14/24