Trust us, we do not sit on a throne of lies! We are going to preview the heck out of week 14 in the NFL, so grab your world’s greatest cup of coffee, your spare bottle of syrup, and get ready! Lamar Jackson is on the injury naughty list, so he is out 1-4 weeks; Trevor Lawrence had a run in with the Central Park Rangers (and sprained his “Chumbawumba”), so he is day-to-day; and Brandin Cooks is a cotton-headed ninny muggings as he continues to pout in Houston. To get you the previews of each game this week, we go through the candy cane forest and event he Lincoln Tunnel to bring you our great analysis! Kemper is in the hot seat for some “Elf” trivia, so let’s see if he has what it takes to make it in Santa’s workshop, or if he ends up smelling like beef and cheese and has to work the likes of Gimbels. We also update our Run Your Pool league and come up with a civil war battle of sorts for our DO IT bet of the week! Just remember, the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!