“Back in 1846 Colonel Sanders created the universe along with KFC. He went on a conquest conquering empire after empire. After years of doing this Colonel Sanders decided to sit down and take a nap. His nap was 93829283938 seconds long. After his nap he ate breakfast and he had chicken and waffles (one of the many things he created). He also had some coffee (he made this too). Everything you have currently is made by him. He is still alive sleeping in a cave located in the Democratic Republic of The Congo. This is the story of Colonel Sanders, also the creation of the universe.”
Definitely_Not_Ian via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/01/23