“I was in my pjs( which where stained by my grandads poo explosion) and this police man walked up to me. He said my Corsa was suspicious because apparently it had red stains on the seats. I said that was when I had explosive blood out of my bum hole but he did not believe me. He arrested me for 4.5 seconds. After that big wait I kicked him in his nuts and he screamed and had explosive poo. I then scooped it up and put it on my Chinese takeaway. It tasted like chicken chain main. Mmm nice poo mate”
skibidi rizler via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/14/24