“This is the podcast America needs right now!
As the unofficial mascot of country-ish I would like to comment on the issue of being hot for mascots everywhere by answering the top three questions we get.
Number 1…YES IT IS HOT IN THE COSTUME…40 degrees hotter inside the costume than the outside temperature!
Number 2…Yes you can take a picture and have an autograph
Number 3…No I will not hold your baby.
A couple homestands ago I went to take a break to cool off….I went to an area of the ballpark that was not occupied and opened the door to the restroom only to walk in on a lady in the middle of using the restroom. If she was having constipation issues then I’m sure having a 7 foot Sasquatch barge in on her immediately cured her of that! Of course I couldn’t break the cardinal rule of no talking for mascots…..so I didn’t say anything…..she just saw my big dumb grin on the face of the Sasquatch and then quickly I fled the scene. It gets a little awkward every time I see her again but hopefully she will forget about over time.
By the way I would like Isaiah to say Dollars Dollars Dollars Dollars Dollars Dollars Dollars Dollars!”
kyle.mcclure via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/02/23