Ryan, Tyler and Tom journey into a 50/50 episode on the latest live-action Disney remake: “Aladdin (2019)”! We’re all disappointed by the music in the film, we can’t believe how bad the Jafar is, and Ryan argues that Guy Ritchie should retire from filmmaking! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/garbageproductions!

The television event “of a lifetime” has come to an end, so Ryan, Tyler, Tom and Perrie Voss are discussing the final season of “Game of Thrones”! It’s our first ever TV episode (which is why it’s so long… there’s so much story to cover in season 8)! Everyone agrees the season isn’t perfect, no one is thrilled with the series’ portrayal of women, and we get a positive review from Drogon himself! Give us a listen and find out if you should spend hours listening to us, instead of spending even...

The Russo brothers have declared an end to their moratorium on spoilers, so Ryan, Tyler and Allan Cooke are checking out the final movie of the MCU’s phase whatever: “Avengers: Endgame”! All of our hosts think the movie is good but have issues with its use of time travel, we all agree it should have given the female characters way more presence, and we get into an elaborate debate about the sexual proclivities and abilities of the Hulk! Give us a listen and find out if you should save...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom are reunited, so they check out a Paul Bettany classic: “Priest”! Everyone thinks the movie is terrible, multiple theories about why Paul Bettany agreed to be in the film are presented, and all three of our hosts take turns pitching titles for non-existent sequels! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself a watch on Netflix! Also, join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

The paranormal procedural gauntlet continues as Tom and Tyler tackle 2005's Constantine, the most important super hero franchise to discuss this week. Tyler forgot how long it is, Tom is pretty sure he's been watching this same movie for weeks and presents a wacky John Wick theory.

Ryan and Tom are on their own, so they check out the Vin Diesel classic: “The Last Witch Hunter”! Tom acknowledges the film’s D&D-related history, Ryan loves that it has no sense of irony about itself, but both of them dislike pretty much everything else! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself a watch on Netflix! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/garbageproductions!

Tyler and Tom are joined by Megan Miles to check out "Hellboy (2019)”! Tom busts out his comics, Tyler wants more metal, and Miles wants to burn the whole damn thing down. Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/garbageproductions!

Ryan and Tom are joined by Alessandra Ferreri to check out the latest remake of a Stephen King classic: “Pet Sematary (2019)”! We get bogged down by the fact the villain’s powers don’t make sense, Ryan loves the first half of the movie while Tom and Alessandra don’t really like any of it, and Alessandra objects strongly to the film’s pointless use of a dumb-waiter! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, join our Patreon for exclusive...

Ryan, Tyler, Tom and our Jordan Peele correspondent, Ruth Goodwin, do a 50/50 episode on the maestro’s second film: “Us”! We all agree it’s worth seeing in theatres, we find ourselves in a heated debate over which characters knew what and when, and we find Ryan’s own Tethered in an internet review! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes content at...

Because their Patreon demanded it, Ryan, Tyler and Tom are doing a 50/50 episode on the latest Marvel film: “Captain Marvel”! We all agree this film is not deserving of the internet hate or trolling it’s been getting, we do have some issues with the story structure and delivery, and we engage in a debate about “how much space cat is too much space cat”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom bring back their Tyler Perry Correspondent, Brandon Hackett, to journey into the latest Tyler Perry Masterpiece: “A Madea Family Funeral”! We’re all disappointed Madea didn’t die, we find most of the plot to be extremely problematic, and for the first time ever, the gang gets through Plot Relay without needing Ryan to say anything! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content...

Ryan, Tyler, Tom and Megan Miles journey into another classic selected by our Patreon: “Space Jam”! Tyler suggested the movie because he remembered liking it a decade ago, we’re all were shocked to discover the film is completely missing a second act, and everyone is horrified by how much it sexualizes Lola Bunny! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself a watch on Netflix! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes content at...

Tom is away so Ryan, Tyler and Megan Miles check out a manga adaptation penned by James Cameron: “Alita: Battle Angel”! Tyler loves the film’s style but describes it as having a “poo-poo no-no script”, the whole panel is disappointed that the movie needlessly sexualizes its female lead, and we can’t believe its “ending”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, check out our Patreon to vote for future films and to get exclusive behind-the-scenes...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom, after more than a year of waiting, finally check out the mafia movie distributed by MoviePass for almost four whole weeks: “Gotti”! Tyler can’t ignore John Travolta’s wigs, Tom and Ryan rename all the supporting characters after the Hollywood doppelgängers they’re cast to look like, and despite Ryan’s endless love for John Travolta, he can’t help but describe the movie as “relentlessly boring”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself a viewing on...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom, after a vote by our Patrons, check out a sequel in the franchise that won’t stop spying: “Mission: Impossible 2”! We all agree the movie might have been directed by an AI that studied Hollywood garbage, Tyler desperately tries to keep Ryan and Tom on track as they invent a fictional morning radio show, and the film was so terrible we straight up forgot to do Positive Reviews! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a rental! Check out our...

Tom and Tyler revisit an old favourite (or in Tom's case, an old nemesis): The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Literary characters abound, nothing really happens, but we sure do like practical effects. Tom airs old grievances, Tyler gets some book learning, and they both dunk on Sean Connery. Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing...

Rob Bril joins Ryan and Tyler and Tom to watch the sequel to a horror film where the twist was it was also a sequel “Glass”! We all agree first that the story of the film is terrible, second, that despite the story James McAvoy’s work is excellent, and third, Werner Herzog returns for Positive Reviews! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the unlikely superheroes of screenwriting:...

Tom and Tyler run blindfolded through the woods to review Netflix’s new film “Bird Box”! Tyler wants to see some monsters, Tom ventures some guesses at what The Happening was about, and Ryan is on a beach in Mexico so we don’t hear anything from him this week! Give us a listen and find out if you should save your streaming bandwidth! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by: WeFixYourScript.com - they’ll take the blindfold off your eyes and help you see the truth of your script!

Megan Miles joins Ryan and Tom to review the holiday box office smash “Aquaman”! Ryan is thrilled that the film thinks it’s cool without any sense of irony, Megan leads a shared charge against the movie’s terrible treatment of its female characters, and Tom starts an aqua-pun spree that just won’t quit! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Atlantian Half-Breeds of screenwriting:...

Brandon Hackett joins Ryan, Tyler and Tom to review a 2013 holiday classic “A Madea Christmas”! Brandon improvises new musical intros for almost every segment, we have totally different opinions in fixing Hollywood’s, and we spend more time debating the value of Tyler Perry’s career than discussing the actual movie! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a rental! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the intense aunts of screenwriting:...

Megan Miles joins Ryan, Tyler and Tom to review a sci-fi/fantasy film that asks the question on everyone's minds, what if cities could eat each other? That's right folks, it's “Mortal Engines”! The entire panels' opinions on the film differ wildly, but we all agree the story sucks. Tyler realizes that Minions may have caused the apocalypse, and Ryan introduces a game of “ridiculous character name or ridiculous actor name”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom review a terrible sequel to a Christmas classic “Jingle All The Way 2”. We’re all disappointed by the film’s treatment of women, we’re shocked that it fails to reference the previous Jingle All The Way even once, and Ryan suggests that Larry the Cable Guy is Will Sasso in a new costume! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a rental! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the good ‘ole boys of screenwriting:...

Ryan, Tyler and Tom watch Netflix’s latest attempt at a genre Ryan refers to as “Santa is real movies”: “The Christmas Chronicles”. We’re all surprised by the appearance of elves in the third act, every panel member predicts an Action-Hero Santa and we get something else altogether, and in “Positive Reviews” we all attempt to impersonate Kurt Russell and fail spectacularly! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is...

Tom McGee joins Ryan and Tyler to watch Hollywood’s latest reboot of a franchise that has rarely rebooted well: “Robin Hood (2018)”. The entire panel have wildly different takes on how good the film is, we desperately try to nail down what technology is available in Notthingham, and we attempt (and fail) to list all of the movies this film is ripping off! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by...

Emma Mackenzie Hillier joins Ryan and Tyler to watch Hollywood’s latest attempt to produce a nazi/zombie crossover film: “Overlord”. We’re all shocked the movie has NO sense of fun whatsoever, we can’t believe how late the monsters appear in the story considering how prominently they’re advertised, and the film inspires Tyler to coin the term “snot-zi”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by...