Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread, Prey (2022), is sinking back?, Spenser is not surprised when he finds out Brit is into *anything*, pool maintenance, a buckethero emerges and returns a guitar to Buckethead, edging unreleased Pikes, the divisive Buckethead live songs, getting lost in a cloud on a mountain and jerking off on the summit, big gardens, let’s go Brandon DiCamillo, Spenser likes how bad St. Anger sounds, erotic electrostimulation, Frank Zappa’s band anal training on the tour bus together, anal douching, radical cumming empathy, misophonia (but not for pussy eating), cumming under the desk for 30 years, a Zornhead gets wild on the buckethead comments, you can not only have sex on Buckethead—you can cum twice, Pat Methaney - Orchestrion, Techno Viking, 988 is the new Mental Health Hotline, pilgrim staff, jerk-off breaks while recording, samosas, Coherence (2014), and some Ralph Battles concerning Axl Rose, Nixon, and Elvis. Go buy our merchandise! (etsy.com/shop/dumbidiotbs)